My headlines are usually quotes from movies; why don't you guess which ones they're from.
MOVIES, MOVIES, MOVIES... AND FOOD (especially sandwiches), comedy shows, events, fun 4 all kicks ass, dave & busters, playing video games, just hanging out and having a good time. I try to get away with going to chuck e. cheese from time to time.
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to find old friends that I've lost touch with, and anyone that can surprise or shock me, which is very hard to do. anyone who wants a new friend, not just a number... and ANYONE that can make a bomb ass sandwich!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
I drink, therefore I am drunk.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at little kids!
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
You're not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think,... and forget to start again?
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
The trouble with life is there's no background music.
NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
Procrastinate Now!
RANDOM STUFF:
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.
THINGS NEVER TO SAY TO 'SUS'
Anything in response to when I say, "Say I wont..."
Cows dont have horns.
But it was just a sandwich.
The names of ________ and ________! If you dont already know, i'm not gonna tell you, cuz thats some scary shit!
Rosie is ugly, nasty... anything of that sort.
Nobody would ever eat THAT!
Lets go cow tipping!... dont get me started.
... and... well, mostly the first one.
Music:
English/Spanish/Italian; Marco Antonio Solis is my idol (deepest lyrics I've ever read) I mostly listen to Spanish music, I find it deeper and more romantic...shhh, dont tell anybody... I literally listen to all types of music. Banda & Mariachi are kick ass when I'm drinking and am with my raza, cuz i'm paiza like that, Classical, Oldies, Old School, Rap. Eminem, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Aerosmith, Santana, Pepe Aguilar, Mana, Molotov, Nek, Gianluca Grignani, Eros Ramazzoti... just about everything except country. Nothing wrong with country, I like it, its just too depressing sometimes.
Movies:
My favorite movies right now are Joe Dirt & Mean Girls ("Daaang, thats what i'm talkin' about"... "That is soo fetch") Deja Vu, 300, Apocalypto, Good Fellas, Napoleon Dynamite, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Braveheart, Last of The Mohicans, (anything with Jack Black cuz he kicks ass), Friday, Matrix, Pirates of the Carribean, Labyrinth, My Family, Rocky, Back to The Future Trilogy, Ghost, Castaway, Mean Girls, Encino Man, Jackie Chan movies, Disney cartoon movies, comedy and horror are my fav., chick flicks too, and all the other Johnny Depp, Tom Hanks, and Mel Gibson movies.
Television:
Friends is my favorite, CSI, House, Jeopary, The Office, The Simpsons, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Wildboyz, The T.V. Guide Channel, Discovery & Learning channel, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Fear Factor, CSI, The 5th Wheel, X-Files, Street Smarts.
Books:
My favorite books are To Kill A Mocking Bird and The Giving Tree.
Heroes:
SpongeBob, Goku, anyone with weapons or shiny stuff... or anyone that will make me a sandwich!
