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Ian

ninja_attack

About Me

Right, so. I'm 24, I've been working as a fauxbrarian for far too long now. I have also been known to turn knobs, push buttons and slide faders in an attempt to make music sound good. I have been told that I have too many different pairs of headphones. I can also braid the shit out of things for some reason.

Generate your own contact table!

My Interests

Music, movies, workin on the car...

Music:

Alkaline Trio, AFI, ...Trail of Dead, Adair, Against Me, Art Blakey, At The Drive-In, Atmosphere, Atreyu, Bad Religion, Bayside, Bear Vs. Shark, Between the Buried and Me, Ben Folds, the Bled, Bleeding Through, Blood Brothers, Boys Night Out, Braid, Brazil, Bronx, Cap'n Jazz, Cave-In, Circle Takes the Square, Clash, Coalesce, Coheed & Cambria, Converge, Cursive, Cure, Death Cab, DFA1979, Dillinger Escape Plan, Elliot Smith, Every Time I Die, Explosions in the Sky, Eyedea & Abilities, Faint, The Falcon, Fugazi, Funeral For a Friend, Get Up Kids, Give Up The Ghost, Glassjaw, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Head Automatica, Head Wound City, Hopesfall, HORSE the Band, Hot Water Music, The Impossibles, Jawbreaker, Kid Dynamite, Lawrence Arms, Lifetime, The Locust, Mars Volta, Miles Davis, Minus the Bear, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Murder By Death, Murder City Devils, Neon Blonde, The Parasprinter, The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffel Tower, Poison The Well, Postal Service, Q and Not U, Radiohead, Recover, Refused, Reggie & The Full Effect, Rise Against, Sig Transit Gloria, Silverstein, Smoking Popes, Social D, Sparta, Strike Anywhere, Sunny Day Real Estate, System, These Arms are Snakes, Thrice, Thursday, Tiger Army, Tuesday, The Weakerthans.

Movies:

Slasher movies, zombie movies, Wes Anderson, Michel Gondry, Quentin Tarantino, etc.

Television:

Arrested Development, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, ATHF Pretty much any of those tragic MTV shows.

Books:

Anything by: Chuck Palahniuk, Dave Eggers, Chuck Klosterman. Fahrenheit 451, The Zombie Survival Guide ...lots of other shit... I work in a fucking library.

Heroes:

Dave Grohl - that motherfucker is hardcore

My Blog

Becoming a scientologist is almost worse than saying you're a Jedi...

those guys are fucking nuts.
Posted by Ian on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 09:10:00 PST

a prohibitively rootless head...

So these very strange emails arrived in my inbox at work today. They are more or less gibberish... still, I felt that it was interesting enough to post it somewhere. Even a place where nobody will r...
Posted by Ian on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:06:00 PST

myspace is a cult...

Why the fuck am I here??? It's sick really, and yet, I can't look away. Sort of ironic that Rupert Murdoch now has a stake in this thing. You think he has a page?
Posted by Ian on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 09:15:00 PST