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Jersey Girl

I reside in Random City , Welcome to my Patio ....Where are my freakin' limes?!

About Me

Life is alot like Saturday detention and The Breakfast Club but instead of being trapped in High School it's the 8-5pm Mon-Fri.I've been divorced for over 5 years, my kids are old enough to wipe their own ass and I LOVE my life. Open to reunite with old friends and making new ones too.I might live in Texas but I'm still a Friggin'YANKEE... I try hard not to scoot my boots!http://www.projectplaylist.com/playlist/additem/668019 JAGERMEISTER AND BEER YOUR IN THE CLEAR! GO Jager' eh!
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!" What Alcoholic Drink Are You?Layout made by StanleyThePanda at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

ICE HOCKEY! EH!I wanna learn more about Soccer ? Other than the basics I haven't a clue .

I'd like to meet:

New friends, The man of my reality ( not of my dreams....I want a man to give me butterflies not flowers) and anyone cool enough to hang over a cold beer while watching the game.Random people on the patio- always welcome.

Music:

Everything but country -

Movies:

80*s Brat Pack flicks, Mofia Movies,Flix that make ya think , laugh and cry ... Too many to name ,Whatever...

Television:

DEXTER, Rescue Me, Nip/Tuck,Closer,Weeds and Who doesn't love Seinfeld & The Simpsons ... NHL Hockey- Eric Lindros #88 is my boyfriend - he just doesn't know it yet...

Books:

Yes - I read

Heroes:

Nicholas Cage in Valley Girl..." I know what it is ... It's your fuckin' friends right -well FUCK YOU ! No Fuck You-FurSure-Like Totally "

My Blog

25 things my mother taught me

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come ou...
Posted by Jersey Girl on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:55:00 PST

I’ve Learned

WHAT I'VE LEARNEDI've learned that you cannot makesomeone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give inI've learned that no matter how much I careSome people are just assholesI...
Posted by Jersey Girl on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:16:00 PST

Bar Whore 1 .... Classy Chic 0

Yes I am blogging again& In recent bar conversations the topic of the Bar Whore has come up again and again. This confuses me because if guys didn't take home whores the whore wouldn't be able to surv...
Posted by Jersey Girl on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 03:45:00 PST

Question for the Average Male -

..> Question for the Average Male?   Since when did going out for a beer mean MORE than going out for a beer. Now Kids I know its hard to believe that I was young once but well damn it I...
Posted by Jersey Girl on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

letter to the whore at the Bar

Its almost Friday . Tomorrow I will go out with a group of girls, meet up with a bunch of guy friends, drink- mingle- drink and end up talking to some guy all night. Either its a Hello then Goodbye or...
Posted by Jersey Girl on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

Stars Fan respect the Stars but what about the Stripes

Let me get on my soap box so you hear me loud and clear... Went to the Dallas Stars game last night ... This was pre-season and had more fighting in one game than most play-offs. There was more equipm...
Posted by Jersey Girl on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:38:00 PST