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Moka

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About Me


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Who gave you that name? My mom
How did she come about that name? She thinks I look like the ice cream
what color eyes? Big Brown Bedroom eyes
when is your birthday? November 15,2004
how old are you? 1 year and 6months at the time of me fill'n this out (5*14*06)
how much do you weigh? 10 pounds all muscle baby!
do you have any siblings? Yea,His name is Jasper. he's 3months(5*14*06) and i can't stand him. mom gets on me all the time for yelling at him but all he does is follow me around and barks at me. i tell mom and she Say's "oh he's just a puppy!" so what i wish he stay from my toys!
do you have to wear silly clothes? yea sometimes
do you enjoy wearing said silly clothes? yea they take my sagger to a new level!
whats your favorite toy? right now it's a rat with ropes for arm and leg and it makes noise!
do you work Or go to work with your mommy nope i wish. but when i was litte she used to sneak me to her job at night
what color harness / collar and leash do you have i have many. but i mainly wear one made for me by miss Sandra Jane
what color dinner dishes? Blue
Do you have a Bitch? yea
What breed is she? she's a Chihuahua and Doxie
how old is she? 1year
you plan on have'n kids? yea ,she's due in July
when did you first have sex? umm may 2,2006
do you have a trainer? yea
whats his name? mark ,he's nice i didn't take to him cuz he's a dude but he's oh k now. he works at Petsmart
where do you like to be rubbed? oh yea who doesn't!
do you have a bitch on the side? yea and no i'm check out this fly bitch named Countess Chiwi. but she's always dis'n me! you can tell she fly just by her name.
who can't you stand in your house? Cay-Leeah , man I wish she move out!
how did your mom find you ? She said that something in her head told her to read the news paper and she saw my AD and she begged the lady to let her take me even thought she was broke at the time. my mom wasn't planning on getting a dog but when she saw me she knew she had to have me!
how much did she have to pay for you? I was $800.00 but they lady lied to my mother and told her that I was AKC when I didn't have any papers and gave her the run around for my shot records. that's' when my mother figured the only way to get the lady to call her was to stop payment on the 2nd check but the lady never called again. so my mom only paid $500
what do you love to do? EAT
~~~~~****This or That****~~~~~
Petco / Petsmart Petsmart
Dog food/people food DUH what you think i'm going to say?
tug of war / fetch Tug of war
car ride / walk walk
dog park / playing alone with your family Family
your own doggy bed / mommy or daddys bed Nana's bed
biscuits / bones Biscuits with cream
Lassie/Blue Lassie is one sexy BITCH
~~~~****What I look for in a Bitch****~~~~
Does weight matter? yea i don't like bones I LOVE BSB! (Big Sexy Bitches)
What Breed do you perfer? chihuahua
How would you sweet talk them? The ladies love when i lick in there ear
who you call your self a bitch magnet? HELL YEA
~~~~****Can't Get enough o me****~~~~
Do you believe in interbreedal mating it's the same hole
Do you like the bath or hate it? hate it
How much do you bark not alot my mom doens't like it
Tap water ot bottled water? BOTTLED
Are you a heavy sleeper? no
Where do you see your self by the year 2007? Hopefully in Austin TX. at a meet up for Coopers' Kennel Club
Are you good all the time? In my moms eyes!
who is your fav Human besides your mom? MY NANA!
Ever think about poseing for PlayBitch? where do I sign?
Do you read Chi Girl on Dogster? sometimes. I was voted best Brinlde!
Do you Dogster? yea check me out ....http://www.dogster.com/?123115
Does your mom go over the top for you? Yea , and that's why I LOVE HER SO!
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you no I'm too big but when I was Little she carried me for 8months
How cute are you from 1 to 10 10 Billion
Have you ever bit anyone Oh NO! my mom would flip out she gets mad when i even show my teeth! she say's bitting someone will make me have to go away to some bad place and I DON'T want to go there so I won't be Bitting people
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Music:

These two are HOT! I can't wait till the CD comes out. They talk about real Issues that us dogs go threw. you guys need to get your Humans to get this for you! I gave my mom buches of kisses so I can get it and she said yes!

Television:


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Ren & Stinpy- I love this show! too funny "LOG LOG LOG"!

Lassie- Now she was HOT! she was very smart but I don't think her Humans knew that she was call'n them stupid becasue they had to keep ask'n her "what's wrong Girl"! LOL that was the funnies part of this show. Then once I SWEAR I saw a nipple when she rolled over!!! And it's rumor that she was on Dogs Gone Wild and that's she really a dude! then that means eeewwwww DUDE! I love bicthes not DUDES!

Books:

My mom got this book a week before she got me and read it so she could know what to do with me when i got home. So this is my fav Book becasue it kept me alive!LOL!

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Posted by Moka on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:39:00 PST