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J. Ferrell

Your money short while my shit is standing on its tippy toes

About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Ferrell
Birthday: September 5, 1985
Birthplace: Ft. Hood, TX
Current Location: Houston, TX
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'm Ambidextrous, I slap ass w/ both hands
Your Heritage: Black/Mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: Reeboks
Your Weakness: Food
Your Fears: My Mama's Chanclas
Your Perfect Pizza: Mine
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To go back to UTSA
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't have that
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn I'm hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: My swollness
Your Bedtime: Right after I get done eating
Your Most Missed Memory: Going to school in San Antonio
Pepsi or Coke: Kool-Aid (Tropical Punch)
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'm a Burger King Man
Single or Group Dates: Whatever is cheaper
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whatever is cheaper
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, cause I'm racist like that
Cappuccino or Coffee: Kool-Aid (Tropical Punch)
Do you Smoke: Hell no
Do you Swear: In English & Spanish
Do you Sing: Not good
Do you Shower Daily: You better hope so
Have you Been in Love: No
Do you want to go to College: Already there
Do you want to get Married: When the time is right
Do you belive in yourself: You better believe it
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, it's all about the motion in the ocean
Do you think you are Attractive: I would hope so
Are you a Health Freak: No, I got insurance
Do you get along with your Parents: I don't have a choice or I'll get my ass beat
Do you like Thunderstorms: I could live without them
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Maybe
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Maybe
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Probably more than one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I got stage fright
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I can't swim, even though I'm half Mexican
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Oh yeah
Ever been Drunk: Maybe
Ever been called a Tease: Hell no, I take it any way I can get it
Ever been Beaten up: Just by my parents
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah
How do you want to Die: Old
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Taller
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favorite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Whatever looks good
Height: Shorter than me, but no midgets
Weight: I like them thick
Best Clothing Style: Sexy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: I don't know
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Probably a couple
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What Race Were You Born To Be

Black
You're black and you're proud! You know how to party, you're good at stuff like sports and bodily activities, and you got the coolest music. Don't let the hard times bring you down, and don't close yourself to meeting people outside your race, white people can be fun too, and not all of us are racist! Stay strong brother, stay strong!
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You scored as Butt. You are attracted to: an ONION BOOTY! You love you a big nalgas & some thick thighs.

Butt


1,033%

Boobs


75%

Face


65%

Waist


50%

Abs/Stomach


25%
What Body Part Are You Attracted To?(pics)
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My Interests

Food, sports, food, and anything fun.The story of Gangstalicious ..R. Kelly Trial pt. 1 ..R. Kelly Trial pt. 2 ..R. Kelly Trial pt. 3 ..A Nigga Moment pt. 1 ..A Nigga Moment pt. 2 ..A Nigga Moment pt. 3 ..

I'd like to meet:

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You are Hulk Hulk 100% The Flash 90% Spider-Man 80% Superman 70% Green Lantern 65% Iron Man 65% Batman 60% Supergirl 0% Wonder Woman 0% Robin 0% Catwoman 0% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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Your Birthdate: September 5
You have many talents, and you are great at sharing those talents with others.
Most people would be jealous of your clever intellect, but you're just too likeable to elicit jealousy.
Progressive and original, you're usually thinking up cutting edge ideas.
Quick witted and fast thinking, you have difficulty finding new challenges.

Your strength: Your superhuman brainpower

Your weakness: Your susceptibility to boredom

Your power color: Tangerine

Your power symbol: Ace

Your power month: May What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Music:

Any thing on BET, cause I'm racist like that and of course my nigga Luda.

Movies:

Mainly comedies.

Television:

BET, ESPN, and these cabrons ..

Books:

ESPN the magazine, Sports Illustrated, and KING magazine.

Heroes:

The Juggernaut Bitch!!!
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