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Well it all began 23 years ago when Crissy Popcorn and Pistol Pete got a little drunk and took a drive in the car late one night and stole me from the maternety ward in what was the Liverpool Womans Hospital, which is now a housing facility for morcam bays busteling illegal cockel picking immagration system (which we shall come back to another time).Ive dragged my self up through my mums Popcorn addiction and my dads coke addiction (actually pepsi), and found my self in an unusual place called, Serenety (we will come back to her again, dont worry lads i will email you the photos especially the ones with the ping-pong balls)
Im a Freelance Professional Time Waster, posing as a full time Rehabilitation Fitness Instructor for the vissage which is Total Fitness, i am also a member of a clandastine government anti-terrorist team which i cannot divulge details of, just be safe in the knowlage that there are people like me, looking after you while you sleep and go about your daily lives.
If You Have Anything Interesting To Say Please Leave A Comment, If Its Not Interesting Remember...I Know Were You Live ! ! !
You Are 86% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
