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Funny survey
Name?: Joel Lopez A.K.A. Lobo the Lyricist
Age?: 17
What would you do if a hobo jumped out of the bushes and stole ur wallet?: stab him with my butterfly knife... duh :-p
What would you do if you found out that you were adopted?: go on a sitcom worthy search for my biological parents (or nothing... depends how i'm feelin that day)
What would you Do if rudolph the red nosed reigndeer showed up in ur yard?: take my pit bull coco for a walk... she'd be hungy
do you like eggs?: ehh
how do you like ur eggs?: with lots of charisma and personality... does it really f*ckin matter??
wud u like to put pepper on ur eggs?: probably... don't really mess w/ salt like that
why?: cuz it's too violent?? idfk lol cuz i don't...
that's nice....anyways...do you like cheese?: uhh yes??
what if the cheese you were eating turned into a monkey butt?: i'd call amy from congo and tell her to sign language the monkey but away lol
would that disturb you?: no... amy can be very pleasant if you know how to talk to her
y?: why do u ask?
so when are you going to visit your fairy god mother?: right after i iron the dress i plan on wearing to the ball??
are you sure?: well yes... it gets very wrinkling in it's nonexistent closet...
so do you like potatoes?: sure?
what kinda potaoes?: cooked ones?
maybe u'd like ur potatoes with some mayonaise?: maybe you'd like some of Deez...
*curses at this website cuz of the pop-ups*
sorry about that...
anyways...so what would you do if a penguin ate all your cheetos?: wring his happy feet havin neck...
would you kick it?: after it stops struggling maybe
you better not have said yes....
do you agree that penguins are AWESOME!!! ?: do you agree that they're NOT!! (wtf)
and so are monkey right?: yes... monkey... singular... (d!ck)
anyways...so how would you feel if you were molested by Micheal Jackson?: i would feel violated...
y would you feel that way?: cuz i would have been violated??
are you sure?: if he molested me... yes...
positive?: posiDeez?
ok then....what do you do when the aliens come to suck out your brain?: throw water on them like mel gibson did in signs :-p
nice answer....
so what do you think of britany spears?: i think i can see the sun off her dome
do you like to dance in the rain with a bikini on?: how do u know of my bikini?
i bet you do...
do you also like to eat ham smothered in hot and spicy cow fetuses?: you would get along with that Dahmer guy real well...
are you sure?: about as sure as i am that god isn't real...
so what would you say if a stranger came up to you and grabbed your ass?: same thing i'd do the the hobo in question #1...
would this upset you?: only if i got blood on my shirt
y?: you're not making nay sense pal...
i see...
so how do you feel about chicken?: I'm hispanic... i like chicken... enough said...
what would you do if you found an elf in your bed at night?: hope it was a cute female elf lol
YOU WOULD MOLEST IT WOULDN'T YOU!!!???: if she's in MY bed... of her own free will... it's not molestation :-p
.....don't lie: wtf??
it's over...
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