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Will G

notoriousbwg

My Interests

Music:

i love good music; i hate bad music.

Movies:

true romance; my blue heaven

Television:

sometimes, i guess. it depends on who's playing and/or how badly i need a simpsons fix.

Books:

crime and punishment; what are people for?; nausea

Heroes:

my heroes have always been cowboys.

My Blog

Please Note - New Address

Associated Press Sunday October 22, 2006 LOS ANGELES - the Lab has moved! Nicholas Cage put his home in the tony community on the market for $35 million. He bought the seven-bedroom, seven-bathroom sp...
Posted by Will G on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:31:00 PST

venezuela can e.a.d.

I'd like to send my personal thanks, and on behalf of the Lab, to Kara and Diggity for their work SOTB last year. I know the trip was billed as a "vacation to Costa Rica," but obviously their cov...
Posted by Will G on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:24:00 PST

and here i am...wearing pants, like a sucker!

i feel i can now break the news a bit more. i have just received word that Ojejavi's pants have arrived at Ramstein Air Force Base in Germany. They are expected to make the rest of the trip back to th...
Posted by Will G on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST

Wisconsin: Dr.G faces 'punitive actions'

Dr.G must face "some punitive actions" for testing a nuclear device, Wisconsin's ambassador said Tuesday, suggesting that Madison may be willing to impose some form of Security Council sanctions agai...
Posted by Will G on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:27:00 PST

God Bless the USA Part 2 : More Of Why The World Would Be Better Off If They Spoke German

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marin...
Posted by Will G on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:18:00 PST

death of the season

it was a long month, no doubt. the parade faded, and every every tick of the clock was felt, with summer passing. but easy-riding was back and seats at the spot were in abundance. and, of course, stil...
Posted by Will G on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:59:00 PST

the captain is indicative of the entire nation...we should've let Germany keep it

i will be confiscating their wine directly. i've arranged for them to be overthrown by Lichtenstein. the world will be a better place.   from espn...   Zidane's strike was clearly intentiona...
Posted by Will G on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:33:00 PST

just when one needs a smile

"stupid" is NOT a protected class.  
Posted by Will G on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

it is tuesday, after all

chinacos...it's more than a snackity treat...it's a way of life.  
Posted by Will G on Wed, 31 May 2006 07:58:00 PST

God bless America!

Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, are a French guy, an American guy, an old Greek lady anda young blonde Swiss girl.The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few secon...
Posted by Will G on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST