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La Langue Gauche

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am old and grumpy and have delusions of grandeur. I hate cold feet, mostly my own. I know the secret to curing chronic halitosis. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The advanced life forms that seeded this planet.

My Blog

A Victim Treats His Mugger Right

Morning Edition, March 28, 2008 ยท Julio Diaz has a daily routine. Every night, the 31-year-old social worker ends his hour-long subway commute to the Bronx one stop early, just so he can eat at his fa...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:27:00 GMT

Brokeback Widow

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.Two ...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:52:00 GMT

Capsize

capsize :[kap-sahyz, kap-sahyz] -nounwhat people with balding heads or ugly hair know by heart.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 17:20:00 GMT

Anger Management

This is not my story, but I wish it was.-------------------------------------------------------- --------------Anger ManagementWhen you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:51:00 GMT

Medical Fact of the Day

Heroin was originally developed by Bayer as a cough medicine. Before it was finally pulled off the shelves in 1913, many recreational users began to resort to selling scrap metal to support their habi...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 16:46:00 GMT

Memo from Heaven

Attention all subjects.This memo is to advise you that, due to a computer network failure last night, all prayers submitted between the 4th of October to the present have been lost. Any prayers after ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 13:05:00 GMT

What Is True About The Cure For Cancer?

The internet has been a great source of information for billions. Having broken down barriers to access, people now can search for answers themselves in forums that previously were strictly the domain...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:16:00 GMT

I'm Bringin' WetsyBack

I'm bringin wetsy backThem other homies don't know how to actThey think they're special cuz they weren't sent backJust give em time and they'll have to packTake em' to the border[Bridge]30 daysSays on...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 16:26:00 GMT

Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

October 2002Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. A few years ago, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is a...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 17:51:00 GMT

The News in Verse - Friday, July 14th, 2006

War lovers rejoiceWarmongers delightHezbollah and IsraelHave started to fightThis in no drillThey're pulling no stuntIsraeli's are fightingA war of two frontsOn one PalestineThe other BeirutTo prove ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 21:58:00 GMT