it's jordan![AS][AA] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

hmmmm
so i could try and write
a really witty or
a really bitchy something here
but i'm just not really in the mood
so i guess i'll just settle for an honest one
let's see. i'll get the important stuff out of the way first. i'm jordan. i'm left-handed. i'm an oboe player. i'm a vegetarian, and i've been straightedge for almost half a year now (don't knock me for being new, you had to start somewhere once too).
i'm probably the most homophobic gay guy you will ever meet. i pretty much hate the gay sub-culture and everything it stands for, and i'd prefer to hang with straight people over gay people any day.
today jordan thinks
atonal music is retarded and sucks
hellen keller jokes are funny
i'll never find a decent boy
i spend entirely too much time on myspace
pandas make me smile
there is no reason to drink regular soda, when you have a perfectly acceptable, calorie-free diet alternative
have a nice day

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My Blog

ferrets on a greyhound

So Sarah Jane and I went to visit Kirby and Mizzou this weekend. We had an AMAZING time. We got up there on Saturday morning and left at about noon today. We went draining (I'm putting the pics in the...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:38:00 PST

eww....

so explain to me again why people like gory movies?i mean i just about puke watching the prewiews for saw 3 and i was pretty much crying through most of the new texas chainsaw massacre on friday. am i...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

in circles

so it's just not been a good day so far. so this morning at about midnight the fire alarm went off in our dorm. i had already gone to bed and seeing as this was the second alarm in less than 12 hours...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:48:00 PST

I wanna go to Florence!!!!

Today we had our dictation midterm in ear training; it was easy just like I hoped it would be. I told Dr. Duso today in oboe lesson that I wanted to be a composer and not a professional oboist. I thin...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:27:00 PST

a list of my accomplishments for the day

1. I went to both of my classes 2. I learned how to sing overtones i.e. two notes at once 3. I ate lunch with Kayla and John 4. I'm going to see Kirby next weekend 5. I fell asleep in Gabi's room 6. I...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 09:39:00 PST

no, go 33 miles per hour

so me and gabi and madison and lex went grocery shopping in wal-mart about an hour ago. and we had fun. i yelled "hail satan" in front of a pentacostal family which was fun and then i stuck peta pamph...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

hey there delilah

so i found a kid whose profile song is that. and even though my name isn't delilah, if a boy ever sang that song for me....gah! i'd be obligated to fall in love with him. it would be better if he woul...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:04:00 PST

i'm saaaad....

so i went home last night to get some stuff and i pulled up and my dog started barking at me and wouldn't come near me. he had forgotten me. he was the member of the family that i liked the most and h...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:16:00 PST

vegetarian burritos!!!

I went to Clinton tonight to see the football game, well really not the football game, more the band. Wow, they we're really good for their size, I was very impressed. So I left after halftime and wen...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

five-fourths of five

*sigh* So my hair dyeing didn't go quite as planned last night. I wanted it to be purple in the front and black in the back, but when we put the color stripper on, the roots got really bleached but m...
Posted by divides by zero[EP/VL/TDV] on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 08:20:00 PST