People who like good comedy (not Dane Cook/Mencia)
Girl with dark hair and light eyes
A girl who drives
A Classy lady who looks good in flannel
Whoever said this:
"There is no happy ending where all your problems are resolved and every thing is rainbows and unicorn farts. You'll marry your high school sweetheart, working two jobs just to make the bills. Years later your wife will leave you for a junkie who works at a gas station, your daughter will get knocked up at fifteen, and your son will get arrested robbing liquor stores. You'll spend your entire life eating right, exercising, drinking in moderation, and not smoking. Then, at the age of forty you'll die of lung cancer.Then, when your family is going through your belongings fighting over who gets what, they'll discover that the lotto ticket in your pants pocket that you bought on a whim is the jackpot winner. And they'll spend it all on crack." You have to make your own luck