-Do you Gossip?
-Do you use acronyms as you speak? such as "OH EM GEE!"
-Are you Loud?
-Are you ignorant?
-Are you Materialistic?
-Do you Have a problem with ANY of my family members?
-Do you Call at least five times a day to say "whats up?"
-Are you a person who loves to argue/lecture?
-Are you a person who has to talk during every silent moment because it makes you uncomfortable? in other words, are you a person who doesnt shut up?
-Are you a person that tells infinite stories about what your cat did the other day?
-Republican?
-Are you a preaching christian?
-Are you a "Twilight" freak?
If you answered "Yes" to any of those questions, i most likely do NOT want to meet you. Thank you.
But, if you are Paul Rudd or Charlie Sheen and you apply to any of those, thats okay, i'll be more than happy to deal with it.