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dave

SIT ON MY SPACE?

About Me

THINGS I DONT LIKE/ Novelty cats, The Daily Mail, Jeremy Clarkson and AA Gill, Going to raves anymore, Edmonton, Trisha, Mini cab drivers that drive to scare you, BT, British Gas, London Energy and all other companies that screw you over and then wont let you talk to a human being, Most advertising, Having to take my hat off to have a drink, Charity muggers, Teeside Police, Having to go to the sorting office because the postman couldnt be bothered to ring your doorbell, People that eat chicken on the bus, Von Dutch, Flares, Frey bentos, People that print stills from Taxi Driver on to a canvas having applied a photoshop filter and call it art, E4 presenters especially when on coke especially Alex Zane, Connex, Hidden charges, Bendy busses, Marketing and distribution companies especially in the music industry, Middleclass gangsters, Flash, Post holiday depression on return to London, Sorting out tax, Tomatoes in England (usually from Holland!), Supermarkets except in Italy, People that like the sound of their own voice to much, ‘Intelligent design’ that misses the point, Premadonnas, 50p off a peach at Fresh & Wild, Random attacks, Gilette advertising campaigns,

My Interests

WWW.DAVIDLANEUK.NET

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WITH EXACTLY THE SAME NAME AS ME / PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON DAVID LANE / PEOPLE WHO LIKE CHEESE MORE THAN ME / PEOPLE ON THE TUBE WHO ARE NOT SHITTY / SOMEONE WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND AND YOUR LOVER / PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN THE NORTH OF ITALY AND WOULD LIKE TO TAKE ME ON AN EATING & DRINKING TRIP TO THEIR HOUSES / PEOPLE WHO LIVE ON DAILY MAIL ISLAND / BEAUTIFUL WOMEN WHO OWN VERY OLD GRAND VINYARDS / PEOPLE WHO WILL TELL ME I AM A FUCK WHEN I DESERVE IT /

Music:

electro ur boat / ambiant farm / rubber dub dub step / door step / in step / faggamuffin / drum n sea bass / dancehall of mirrors / 1st class post punk / bulletproof punk / buddhist punk / chavant-garde jazz / queeras-folk / Indie nikov time / ska electric / hardcor-blimey (old skool) / darkwave goodbye / gurncore / acousticky floor / caplypSo last year dharling / celtic tic boom! / chemical me Al / cyber lesk / dementia do dat? / deepan pizza house / indie crawford / Um Bungo / Sticky super punk / Norweigan Steel /

Movies:

Of late my faith in Hollywood has been slightly restored, slightly, maybe 2%

Television:

I do not own a TV

Books:

I have lots, in fact so many that i have had to move out of my own house so they do not have to live on the street. I have seen how street books get treated at the maket on kingsland road and i would not wish that sort of a life on any of them soft or hard back.