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About Me

Iam just a humble person on this massive rock we call earth, I suffer from dromomania, the compulsive urge to travel abroad and discover new lands and new people. I love: the cinema, writting, travelling, the sea, snow, mountains, canyons, rivers, forests,New york,Miami beach,San fransico,Santa Monica,Portland, Seattle,Vancouver, rain, holding hands with someone i love, dancing, music, chicken curry, strawberry frappicinos, steak,the colour black, wolves, the paranormal, conspiracy theories, my friends I also enjoy my own company, I have recently dicovered I have a photographic memory, I also have an unnervingly good sense of direction. I cant get lost. I like meeting people. I hate: Liars, cheats, thiefs, idiots, obnoxious people, loud people, drama queens, snakes, spiders, people who say they know the answear, people who look at me side ways, blue smarties, bigots, racists, gay boy bands, people who go on big brother, drunk women, junkies, neds, gangstas, posers, sprouts, women who try fucking with your head, cricket, people who ask stupid questions, drug dealers, criminals, being told what to do, valantines day, pokamon, war, george bush, mcdonalds, pop idol and all that crap (these people cant sing), nazis. oh and yellow skittles!You are now marked on my profile visitor map!
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ABOUT ME
NAME: Michael
D.O.B: 12/3/82
EYES: 2
HAIR: Head, Chest, legs, balls and crack
HEIGHT: 5'7
HERITAGE: A galaxy far away
SINGLE? . Afraid not ladies, I've been put out to stud.
WEAKNESS: kryptonite
FEARS: Living a pointless life
FAV PIZZA: NYC Pepparoni
MOST MISSED MEMORY: Traveling round America and my youth.
PEPSI OR COKE: Barrs irn-bru, made in Scotland from Girders
M&MS OR SMARTIES: Smarties
BURGER KING OR MCDONALDS: BK
DO YOU SHOWER DAILY: I would stay in there if i could.
DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: Love em
EVER BEEN CALLED A TEASE: All the time
SHOES I WORE TODAY: Grey converse which i love so much
HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE: In a blaze of glory saving the world.
FAV FILM: See my top 10 films blog.
FAV COLOUR: Black, like my mood.
I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT: Mars, And the whole of planet earth, except Iraq.
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My Interests

Travelling, walking my dog, movies, internet, music, going to the gym, hill walking, making movies, writting, reading, seeing new places, meeting people.

I'd like to meet:

MY FUTURE SELF, LEANARDO DI VINCI, HITLER, LEE HARVEY OSWALD, JACK THE RIPPER, NEIL ARMSTRONG, BUZZ ALDRIN,STEVEN HAWKINS,HOMER SIMPSON, DAVID DUCHOVNY, DITA VON TEES, MARYLYN MANSON, DAVE GROHL,AND MOST OF THE SUNS PAGE 3 GIRLS, ALTHOUGH SOME OF THEM MAY DIE DUE TO JACK THE RIPPER BEING AROUND.Contacting scotland yard

Music:

the foo fighters, red hot chilli peppers, audioslave,queens of the stone age our lady peace, remy zero, three doors down, the doors, the who, the crystal method, sound garden, muse, frou frou, the shins, Zero 7, Thievery Corporation, Nirvana, Nina simone, the clash, the ramones, ben e king,Radiohead, R.E.M, rage against the machine, prodigy, chemical brothers, paul okenfold, mike oldfield, aerosmith, lynard skinard, alabama 3, DJ Shadow,band of horses,posies,beck,deadboy & the elephantmen,screaming trees and so many many more

Movies:

The Exorcist,The Shinning,One flew over the cookoos nest,The Garden State,Jaws,Superman 1 2 and Returns,Pulp Fiction,Stand by me,Whats eating Gilbert Grape,Reservoir Dogs,Platoon,Full metal Jacket,Deliverance,Plan 9 from outer space,The day the earth stood still,Invasion of the body snatchers,Ed wood,war of the worlds (original) Earth vrs the flying saucers,Tenebrae,The Thing,The deer hunter,Saving private ryan,Top Gun,Amadius,The Green Mile,Donnie Darko,The matrix,Dodge ball,AnchorMan,clerks 1 and 2,Old school,Mallrats, and so so so many more!!!!!!

Television:

The simpsons, Family guy,Top gear, Scrubs, Extras, Smallville, Doctor who.

Books:

The Davinci Code, My dark Places, The Black Daliha,5 people you meet in Heaven, The death and life of superman.

Heroes:

:
You are Superman Superman 90% Spider-Man 75% Supergirl 70% Hulk 70% Green Lantern 65% The Flash 60% Iron Man 60% Wonder Woman 55% Batman 50% Robin 47% Catwoman 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Blog

My new business

Hey all, sorry i've been away so long, ive been kinda busy, I've decided to start my own business check out the website www.freewebs.com/failtetours/ After i got made redundent i couldnt face intervi...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:40:00 PST

MY LONDON

hey boys and girls! Its been a while since i wrote here but i decided since am on the road again I may aswell start a wee blog again, Since i am in london i thought I would shed some of my light on th...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 12:58:00 PST

My 10 films

Howdy, Here is the main reasons behind my top 10 fav films. THE EXORCIST - Because any film that is banned for 25 years is alright by me. THE SHINNING - "HERES JOHNNY" Cause its well spooky,...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

My 25

Well i just logged on myspace, and seen myself described as a 25 year old male for the first time, which means i now just have 5 years left to become a millionaire, own a penthouse in Newyork and a ni...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST

My Precious

Hey All!!!!!!!!Welcome to my first blog of 2007, Where to begin? Well xmas came and went without to much pain and suffering, Apart from the flu thing which took me down for a couple of days. I got a n...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:46:00 PST

My lost stone

Hey all, Merry Xmas and all that jazz,I am well, I've had some free time so I've been hitting the gym hard and i've lost a Stone, I,ve gone down from a 34 waist to a 32, So Iam feeling good about that...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST

My 69

Yea i thought that headline would get your attention, you filthy minded little minians! Yea I have the magical number of 69 friends at this moment in time, I just wanted to share that with the wonderf...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 03:19:00 PST

My Cake

Hey everyone, I've recently decided that I am important eneogh that people might actually log on here and take a intrest in the world that is my life. Now we all know thats just not true, (the me bein...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:08:00 PST

My Unicorn

Well after a week and a halfs training I was thrown in at the deep end and made to be a stockbroker, Sure I had no idea what the hell I was doing, But did what I do best and winge...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

My new era!

Hello all! Well the dream is well and truly over! after spending the past 5 and a half months just taking some time out, traveling and doing the things I enjoy most, Like waking up at 10.45 ever...
Posted by Scotland Yard on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 12:03:00 PST