I AM AN OLD BAG. MY ANUS IS AS LOOSE AS MY PUSSY. I ENJOY SEWING BUTTONS, CROTCHSTITCHING, RUBBING MY CLIT, BAKING COOKIES, WATCHING THE BIRDS, FEEDING SQUIRRELS, HORSES (FUCKING THEM), HANGING WITH MY GREAT GRANDBABIES, TALKING TO THE WALL, SHOPPING AT SEX SHOPS, LISTENING TO GLENN MILLER, WATCHING OLD MOVIES ON MY 2 INCH TV, SHITTING MYSELF, PLAYING GIN RUMMY AND BINGO ON TUESDAY NIGHTS, THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL AT OLD COUNTRY BUFFET, DRY HUMPING THE PILLOWS, GOING TO CHURCH, BLACK KIDS ON CRACK, MAKING QUILTS FOR MY KIDS, EATING CHOCOLATE, AND PULLING LARGE PIECES OF FURNITURE FROM MY ASS.
