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About Me

She is the twinkle in my eye, the sun in my sky, My everything. I love you My Jillian Jillian One In A Million.
This OUGHTTA Be Interesting!!!
--i like girls so boys don't message me with ulterior motives and blantantly ignore my sexual preference which is clearly stated on this profile. can't get much more gay than this....and NO you are not the one who is going to 'change' me....so don't even try!
I am very Sexual
ABOUT ME:(Constantly Evolving-Check back Often)
--I am a sucker for dried fruits,nuts,trail mix and granola....but I am far from being a hippie! Another thing, I HATE raisins...why does granola ALWAYS come with raisins?? I even wrote a descriptive essay in college once called 'Why I hate raisins'. I got an A+ on it too!
i once got kicked out of barnes and Noble for moving all the bibles to the fiction section!
--I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
--My Mother partied with Bob Dylan, The Beach Boys and Jefferson Airplane in the 60's...I guess that makes me kool by association!
--I Do a MEAN Miss Swan impersonation and if I am drunk enough I will tell you if you LOOKA LIKE A MAN!!!
--More importantly, I like people who make an impact on my life, then leave. I really like people who make an impact on my life, and stay.
--My new theory is to never have any expectations that way you will never be disappointed
--I am a gemini. I have a wild and crazy side, and i lack focus... so if random out of focus wild and craziness isn't your thing, keep walking!!

LEG WARMERS ARE HOT!!
ABOUT ME:
I am who I am. My past is exactly that. MY FUTURE IS SO BRIGHT THAT I WEAR SHADES!! The ocean AMAZES me! I could watch those shows on the Science Channel for hours! I am especially interested in the tube worms that live at the bottom of the ocean in boiling water temperatures and Bioluminescence! I probably should have majored in Marine Biology, but didn't want to be stuck teaching at a college. I want to be out in the ocean, diving, exploring coral reefs, finding new species etc. So I decided that it should be more of a hobby rather than being a profession.
I speak to my cat in Spanish--all 4 phrases that I know in Spanish!
I'm a girl. I have feelings, and I don't feel any need to not talk about them.
I'm addicted to myspace!
I used to live in NYC and I want to move back there, I'm in LOVE with New York, always have been, always will be, it just feels like home!!
I write
I write about everything
My first book is in the process of getting published
I'm very sensitive.
My heart is the deepest,darkest, most rewarding place that you will ever visit.....if I let you in.
i am related to Soliel Moone Frye(Punky Brewster)
i recently dumped Lindsay Lohan for Scarlett Johansson :)
i have forearms the size of small rocket launchers, seriously, i could build my own armory(haha! no pun intended there at all!)
i grew up in Maine.
i am simply complicated.
i am perfectly flawed.
i renovate houses and bartend for a living.
i am very down to earth and humble.
i am often called 'bitchy' because I am quiet
i have anxiety issues.
i can be quiet and passive at times, but my compassion and passion make up for it.
i am the biggest dork that you will ever meet.
i can be totally irrational. and am a 'fly-by-the-seat-of-my-pants' kind of girl.
i love breasts.
i was obsessed with Madonna during my teen years--i think that is when my dad started to wonder about my sexuality.
i am very witty and sarcastic,so if you can't take it then don't ask.
I'm a writer not a fighter.
I have been told that I have Intense Eyes(so cliche...but people say it to me all the time).
I am an Old Soul,a Word Lover, and an Animal Lover.
i like making out and cuddling.
i am very touchy-feely.
i am pretty naughty and dirty at times.
I have 8 cats:Beef,Azriel,Mally-Moose,Wednesday,Max,Lola and Flobie Jaun Kanobe and Itsy
1 dog: Emma.
3 freshwater fishtanks and a 75 gallon Saltwater tank.
I'm in love with my cat Max, and he is obsessed with me....get over it!
I am a Jill Of All trades.
i am a hopeless romantic.
i like rain and storms and thunder, and I love the ocean.
i like to swim naked.
I'm passionate about lots of things.
I am a mystery waiting to be solved.
I'm just waiting for the right girl to come along and figure me out, she must be patient, and smart,and funny,I can be a lot to deal with and I'm not an easy case to crack, but the rewards will be plentiful and irreplaceable. :)
I'm just a woman trying to find her place in the world. I have dreams and goals it's just a matter of getting there. I'm just trying to be me, It's all I have to work with!
My ultimate goal is to open a restaurant in NYC
MY ULTIMATE FANTASY WOMAN!! I don't know if it's the glasses, or the mysterious scar, or her sense of humor...but i think she is adorably sexxy!!

My Interests



Things I Like:

the ocean
aquariums
tattoos
tim burton
women!
cuddling
kissing
lima beans
spinach
sushi
computers
my toolbox
wearing skirts
getting dressed up
exchanging flirty glances
carl sagan
al franken
being a flirt
being flirted with
thunderstorms
playing in the rain
strawberries
blueberries
raspberries
Jalapenos
Spicy food
lightning
wathcing discovery channel
watching National Geographic
watching the science channel
space
debating about religion
kissing in the rain
being in love
galvanized steel
My animals
drawing/painting
writing
And I love My Cats!

Things I Hate:

George W Bush Is HateWhiny Girls
Waiting in line
bad kissers
movies that make no sense
Liars
Thieves
Overly-Cocky people
Shitty Beer(ie Steel Reserve)
Bad Tippers
Girls who like drama
Electrical cords showing or sticking out
dust
Air hitting my teeth(makes me cringe)
Coming home to a messy house
Brussel Sprouts
Liver
Nasal voices
Bad Music

People who Talk too much
People who talk too loud
People who talk over you
My computer
Not having a drivers lisense
Bills
Annoying phone calls from salespeople
improper use of grammar
bad hair
bad teeth
draft beer(hangover city)
The government
The President
The presidents father
Hell, his whole family
Cold weather
being cold(i'd rather sweat my ass off)
wearing underwear
Dirty Houses/apartments
Smelly People
Religion
The Church
Preachers
Mormans
Homophobes
Lazy People
Stupid Television Shows
People who lie about their identity on the internet
People who believe rumors
Shady people
People who say one thing and do another
People who blow me off
People who lead me on
Shallow people
Sluts(wait I am one..well not anymore)
Pro Bush anything
Gary Busey
Gary Buseys son, Jake(they scare me and their genetics should not be passed on)
Chain Emails
Chain bulletins
Men hitting on me
Straight girls who want to be gay only to get into my pants
long fingernails(I wonder why?)
Statistics
The way that every kind of food can prevent cancer
The way that every kind of food can give you cancer
Bad skin
People with no fashion sense
Mulletts
Fake People
Being Hungover
Swimming with Clothes on
poorly written editorials
politics
bad sex
bad breath
People who are not punctual
people who don't use punctuation properly
bad art
stupid art
Thongs--unless my girl is in it!
people who don't know how to drive
people who drive too slow
being left at a bar with no ride home
Crappy service
Crappy food
Crappy drinks
Hot pink
Pastel colors
Bad coffee(how can you fuck up coffee?)
The way our country will spend billions to help starving people in other countires when we have plenty of starving people or people who need help in our own country.
People who take advantage of Welfare
People who don't know how to have fun
People who are too uptight
People who are tight asses
People who don't have tight asses(LOL)
My mom calling me at 2am to tell me about her sexcapades
Wow! I hate a lot of stuff

I'd like to meet:

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET:

Someone who knows and fulfills the meaning of the phrase 'real woman'
Someone who is open, loyal, true; of humane and affable demeanour.
someone who is honorable to herself, and in her judgement of others.
someone who is faithful to her own word.
Someone who is intelligent, open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.
Someone who has a passion for life.
someone who realizes that life is what she, herself, makes of it.
Someone who is passionate,romantic and sensitive.
Someone who i can talk to.
Someone who realizes her own flaws as well as the flaws of others.
Someone who takes my feelings into consideration.
Someone who is confident but not overly cocky.
Someone who makes me laugh until I pee myself.
Someone who is willing to put up with my shortcomings
Someone who will help me grow as a person
Someone like me.
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Music:

Includes but not limited to:

The Distillers

peaches

collide

inxs

kidneythieves

portishead

esthero

mary j blige

sade

hooverphonic

khz

lamb

wolfsheim

schiller

norah jones

natasha bedingfield

Tori Amos

Melissa Etheridge

shiny toy guns

halou

supreme beings of leisure

jucifer

ak1200

kosheen

deee-lite

puracane

miss kittin

switchblade symphony

ladytron

yeah yeah yeahs

pzychobitch

felix da housecat

jack off jill

gravy train!!!

7 year bitch

lunachicks

l7

le tigre

blondie

bikini kill

curve

pat benatar

dirty sanchez

the kind that my girlfriend and I make

front line assembly

heart

pet shop boys

depeche mode

the cure

the smiths

bahaus

sisters of mercy

NIN

i'm a little obsessed with the 80's

oh and I enjoy my 'lesbian' affiliated music too:
Regina Spektor

KT Tunstall

Ani DiFranco

Melissa Ferrick

Dresdon Dolls

Shawn Colvin

Liz Phair

Saving Jane

Michelle Branch

Mindy Smith

**this does not mean that these artists are carpet munchers.....it's just that they seem to have a lot of carpet munching followers**

Movies:

I love black Comedy,dark satire and horror movies.
D.E.B.S
Nightmare Before Christmas
Dead Alive
But I'm A Cheerleader
Serial Mom
Saw
Saved!
High Tension
The labryinth
The Dark Crystal
Mean Girls
HellRaiser
Napoleon Dynomite
V For Vendetta
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Corpse Bride
Dirty Love
Bound
High Art
Pans Labrynth
She's All That

Television:

Discovery channel
National Geographic
Mad TV
The L Word
Weeds
It's cheesy but I love Roseanne
I Love The 80's
I am Karen!!!! Ask Tara!!!

Books:

anything by Jeanette Winterson!
Margaritte Duras
Soulmates by Thomas Moore
It's called a breakup becasue it's broken
anything that has to do with conspiracy theory

Heroes:

My father. My uncle Geoff.

My Blog

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