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Zephyrus Asmodel

About Me

Vandalism is my middle name.
I am someone you probably don't want to know personally... I eat kittens, puppies, bunnies, babies and makeup with my sister who runs a child slave ring, selling Puerto Rican children on the black market. I beat up nuns, I throw vibrators into large crowds of old church ladies... I fart in elevators, I belch in restaurants and I vomit when I'm turned on. I have tea with Mum twice a day, every day and the rest of the time I spend making clothing out of fishing line and cough syrup. I like the smell of gasoline, cardboard boxes, new books and a clean pair of boxers. I like to defecate in church hymnals... makes the songs sound better.If you are a robot, an alien or something else interesting or remotely productive towards the evolution of a vastly inferior race (humans) then feel free to "hit me up" as the kids say it.
Ain't no sum-bitch gonna treat me like a ho... I'm a classy, honey, kissy, huggy, lovey, dovey, ghetto princess... so deal with it.


Don't hate me because I'm better than you, because there is always going to be someone out there who is... in fact, most people will be.
Paper or plastic?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Ghandi, Mother Theresa, Princess Diana, Frank Sinatra, oh wait, all these people are dead... hmmmm well... Satan.. Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny (I will fuck his shit up) and the tooth fairy.. DAMMIT none of these guys even exist.. well NEVER MIND! Guess I won't be meeting anyone interesting, at least not in THIS lifetime..

TripleSix Hair!!

My Blog

I'm sorry, I'm not from your planet...

I get this overwhelming feeling of being separate from everything and everyone around me; more often than not.  It can be very frustrating at times trying to force myself into the very tightly woven f...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Jul 2009 04:51:00 GMT

Changes...

Lately things have been getting out of control to the point where I feel as though I've lost direction in my life.I'm sick of working retail.. or any job that forces me to conform my image.There's not...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:05:00 GMT

6:00 AM

I've been up all night again... *sigh* I don't know why I do this to myself.. I can't stop thinking about all the things I shoud've done to not be in the situation that I've found myself. Stagnan...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 04:01:00 GMT

My most recent video project!

Go have a look at this boys and girls... it's a good time.Comment the video.. rate the video.. pimp out the video... do what you will..  but mostly, check out Wolfgang Lehmkuhl! His work is awesome. I...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 10:36:00 GMT

Paradise

eÿYou know that place, between awake and dreaming?That's where I am...I get up early... make my coffee.. have a cigarette.. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it connects.. I go online and m...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:51:00 GMT

Snow.

I woke up this morning at 6:40am. What the hell is wrong with me??!!*sigh*I feel a little underwhelmed...  I wish I could motivate myself to get out in the snow and create some kind of art... maybe I ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 06:48:00 GMT

GRRRR

Isn't it frustrating when people steal your ideas?Is it out of JEALOUSY?Or the lack of CREATIVITY... or the ability to be ORIGINAL...Who knows.  But people do this...  I'm not sure why specifically......
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:40:00 GMT

The snow is coming...

The snow is coming.The ice will form, encasing everything in shining perfection.The world will slow to a crawl Forced to marvel At the glittering, indiscriminate nature of cold.I look forward to the d...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:19:00 GMT

Icy Doom

NOW IS THE WINTER OF YOUR DISCONTENTbitch...Welcome to Castle Freezer BurnSo, boys & girls...  This is my first ever REAL blog post... whoop-dee-fuckin-doo.I've been attempting to update my p...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 03:38:00 GMT