~Im just a fucked up girl parked sideways in a parallel world. I am Absolutely Fabulous! I cant stand a lot of things. YES, i say nigger. I am not saying it in a offensive or racist way. The word in its self makes me laugh. My favorite color is red. I am a very, very passionate person. Im a proud mother of the most beautiful baby in the world. Thank god she didnt look like a alien when she arrived as most do. And its a shame her father is THE biggest tool ive ever met in my entire life. I wish nothing but death upon him and i hope it happens soon. Im not one of those ladies that glistens when they sweat, im like a fat man eating spicy pizza. I used to live in California. My cousin says i look like a hamster. I enjoy working out, the beach, and i adore my friends and family. I used to be a Adult Entertainer... use your imagination. Alcohol makes me sneeze. I tell the truth cept when i lie. Love no man, trust no bitch. Im good in bed. I use "I am" way to much. I always spell "freind" wrong. I am an Aries. Im a good friend. Unless you fuck me over. Im not as violent as i used to be, but i would advise to not make me mad. Im a firm believer in karma. I have a certain way of doing things. Im wicked picky. I love a strong challenge, weather it be mentally or physically. Im one of those moms who only like there own kids. Don't let me use your electronics.. cuz they always seem to break when im around. Copy cats should die. I like sea animals, even though im afraid to swim in the ocean. Lakes scare me too. I suffer from severe IBS.. OCD.. TMJ.. PTSD.. ADD.. HIJK.. LMNOP and Verbal Diarrhea. I am addicted to food and I cant spell for shit. Sometimes when people get hurt its funny. Sorry... but i cant help to laugh. Girls hate me, and I hate them back. I make a horrible 1st impression. I dont do trash or diapers. But i guess im fucked now... I have been a fan of the Smashing Pumpkins since i was in 6th grade. Cats are better then dogs. Dogs stink and shit everywhere. Old people piss me off! I know im attractive and I hate cold weather. I am a narcissist. Id make a very good motivational speaker. Im slick like that. I like photography. Even though most of the pictures I take suck. I am Italian. I can speak spanglish. I wont eat certain brand named things. And Miracle Whip is absolutely fowl! After I eat I get real flemmy... its weird, and gross. I went to school for Criminal Justice and Cosmetology. And i got expelled from beauty school. ME, not you. I like to drink... alcohol preferably. Iced Tea and water is good too. I HATE stepping in something wet with socks on!! Baths are fun.. sometimes better then showers. Im a really gassy girl. I hate getting water up my nose. My ears are very sensitive to wind, water, or cold weather. I have a serious gag reflex... so I guess porn is out of the picture. Sometimes I zone out while im driving.. thats not good. My cat is cooler then yours. I love laughing!! I hate the feeling of rain hitting my skin. Im not the best with kids. I have a keen sense of smell. Everyone likes the smell of there own brand. When im hungry i get really pissy. Ive heard i look like Lanny Barby, Christina Aguilera, and Carmen Electra. I used to live in Oregon and Montana as a kid. Im an only child. So i like Christmas. For some reason i always attract butterflies. I dont know what that means, but its really neat. Halloween is an excuse to dress like a whore in public. I love Halloween. Nag Champa smells nice. And so do i. And so does ur mom. 7 things i cant live without, not in any order are as follows... tampons, my computer, IB profen, my cell phone, my music, my contacts/glasses, and money. I dont like it when people think there smarter then everyone just cuz they use big girl/guy words or spell thing "right". Just keep it simple people, come on. My favorite numbers are 2's,7's and 13. I used to go to rave's a lot. Don't do that. Shirley temples with cherry vodka = Adult Shirley Temples. And there awesome! My favorite words and or phrases are "gay" "fuck" "cunt" "lame" "ew" "nice" "fag" "faggot" "ho fo sho" "whore" "douche" "douche bag" "yeah" "ridiculous" "ass" "word" "dude" "right" "bitches" "what the fuck" "haah!" "wow" "whatever" "nigger" "oh my god" "no shit" "pissy" "bitchy" and "sweet". I like to shop at 2nd hand stores.. cuz other peoples shit is always better. I wipe back to front cuz thats how i was taught. I know a few others who do the same. I was named after Lindsay Wagner, a 80's soap opera star and she advertises those sleep number bed things. Theres nothing hotter then a chick doing yard work. Pizza combo's are awesome, and i can get away without wearing a bra under my shirt.~Myspace Layouts
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