anyone who can get me adderall
"blessed is he who stays awake and keeps his clothes with him, so that he may not go naked and be shamefully exposed"
the book of revelation, my favourite part of the bible, when it all fucks up
"there'll be a full wrex 'n' fx ball buster pumped out, that's all you need to know!"
ric describes how the rave will pan out. life should be like this at all times.
"I make music for the glory of god and as recreation for the mind and and body... This ain't survivor, honey... this is sex drama"
the man, the legend, thank god for david coverdale
"how cool would it be if you could lick your own balls?"
ryan takes a conversation about dogs & their owners to a whole new level
"in less than half an hour i'll have a finger up my arse"
"i know i'd prefer to have lemon cake crumbs on my head than knob juice"
pilko, the man the legend, he speaks my thoughts
"11am sunday mornin shop, an im wearin furry bear feet an covered in sick.COME ON!"
holloway, so shady reprazent!
"i can't help it you know how i've been lately... when i grabbed your arse i didn't mean to grab your arse"
"next thing i know, i'm in a road somewhere. i'm pretty sure i've never been there before. i've got a flashback of a thumb war. i think i remember being on my knees..."
"i'd love to know who grabbed my crotch. i don't see how someone grabbed my crotch and i didn't end up piping em"
"we'll either break him in or break him"
"there are things you don't want on your cv"
"everything's a means to an end- if there's no end, what's it means?"
nicky g, mah shawty fuckin brizzay late N-to-tha-izzight tales, profound, stealth & brotha tha radar fo' sho'. he's a F-U-Double-Nizzy rappa
"if you ever want my phone number, just ring the samaritans"
paul, an interesting fellow i met in my bar. a rare diamond in the saturday night rough
"everyone needs to pipe... especially you"
"james stannage was at my ex girlfriends' sisters' 21st birthday party. all the other people at key 103 got an invite and he didn't but he turned up anyway dressed as debbie harry in a bin bag"
"there's 40 stone women out there getting paid 170 pounds an hour"
jones the bond, my favourite, speaks the truth
"she only likes me coz i throw poo at her, i'd be nothing without poo"
an insight into the mind of danny mc court
"why get even when you can get rotten? wear my piss"
alicia, a fucking yorkshire genius
"i don't approve of you... generally, hanno"
my boss. he loves me
"i feel like a vigilante trapped inside a womans body"
adam, aka juicy, a fucking fuck-up, but we have that in common
"if i were the terminator, i'd change myself into a puddle of metal, creep under the door and fuck you with a massive nail cock"
phil torriero, my angry italian husband.
he makes it all worthwhile.
"that's not that good, i wanted something we could actually kill ourselves with"
"i'm off to smack you to death wi' this can-bradford style"
"the best three pieces of advice i've ever been given: never trust anyone who has two first names, never trust anyone with hairy eyes, and grow a beard"
adam conlon, of bradford
"fuck this, let's get steamers"
leon, of face of christ
"everybody wants some"
dave lee roth, of dave TV!
weird drunk euro hommes