{richard}

I love rollerskates

I was riding the J train, drunk with a pair of orange and tan rollerskates on(you know the kind). When I got off the train I went into the full elevator. As the door closed this loudmouth bitch was pi...
Posted by {richard} on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

unpleasant site for the am

Just this morning I walked to school for my 9am class. As im waiting for the elevators I see this girl drinking a quart of 2% milk like a 40oz. The worst part is, she had a milk mustache.
Posted by {richard} on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST