A BABY ISNT A MIRACLE. WE ALL LEARNED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SPERM TOUCHES AN EGG. ITS NOT A MYSTERY. i dont actually have interests. but i do like to see piles of things, such as keys, dice and ashes. i recently rediscovered the wonder that is a microscope. i am not really interested in fucking with ghosts. im also not interested in "fucking around with" or "hollaring" at you. (unless you are my cheese). i liek counting things on a daily basis such as giraffes, mullets and cameltoes. i like sewing, but ive gotten out of the habit. im a TERRIBLE gardener. im pretty hardcore interested in ice cream for breakfast.
first of all:: jesse camp!!!!!!!myspace allows me to seem social, but really be the opposite. i stay in contact just enough that my friends feel like i am around, and i can just sit at home and watch movies, make messes and nap.
i dont want to know anyone new. how snobby is that?
I DONT HAVE MY OWN COMPUTER, AND NONE OF THE ONES I INTERACT WITH HAVE SOUND, THEREFORE IF YOU ARE IN A BAND, DONT BOTHER. IF YOU ARE JUST LOOKING TO ADD CHICKS AND WHATNOT SO THAT YOUR BAND DOESNT SEEM AS PATHETIC AS IT REALLY IS...ADD ME AT THIS NAME: http://www.myspace.com/cdcellar
also: get over yourself. You are worthless. I dont care about your abs, your body, your life, your upbringing, what you want, what you need, or what you think of me. "you might as well kill yourself, you are already dead". also i dont think men should have bangs. if the thought crosses your mind that i am pretty, slutty, slightly cute or approachable dont bother. if these thoughts enter your mind with me in conjuction i already dont want to know you. "im way out of your league, dude." furthermore: if you want dreads, dread your fucking hair. dont rock that fake shit. its sooooo lame.
i have not only "bad" taste in music but, "awful" taste in music. some bad things i like, i like because they are funny. others i just actually like. and no, i dont care if you think that it sucks:MEATLOAF!, ace of base, god lives underwater, buck 65, gordon lightfoot, devo, t.m.b.g, johnny cash, dance hall crashers, desmond decker, the faint, dead milkmen, john prine, icp, misfits, ramones, the mountain goats, the clash, cyndi lauper, 80's cheeeezy pop, mc chris, as friends rust, against me!, project pat, run dmc, the yeah yeah yeahs, morningwood, the briefs, cut copy, snow patrol, blaze ya dead homie, fear factory, the cramps, gwar, wesley willis, atom and his package, dolly parton, eve 6 (laff if u wanna), pantera, junior senior, catch 22, mindless self indulgence, aerosmith, acdc, john hiatt, stellastarr, lucinda williams, foo fighters, nirvana, shadows fall, elvis costello, liz phair, bif naked, english beat, apparently UB40 (which i just figured out), bob marley, coffin break, the monkees, macabre...i dunno....lots of stuff.
i liek the typical stoner movies. stoned age, biodome, spirit of 76, cabin boy, billy madison, big daddy, eternal sunshine, i 3 huckabees, barbarella, tank girl, freddy got fingered, the notebook, any of the tripped out 60s drug movies (like psych out and the trip) any of the beach movies with annette funicello, basically any "happy madison productions" , clerks, mallrats, cheesy horror flicks
clarissa explains it all, family guy, trading spaces, arrested development, aqua teen hunger force, alf, fresh prince of belair, the wonder years, boy meets world, snorks, ugghhh( i hate to admit this) sealab 2021, cops, anything on the crime network, anyone remember zoobilly zoo? (sp?) i liek all those tribal tattooing specials. the surreal life. fairly oddparents, stand up comedy, those "i love the ___" shows on vh1, ghost hunters
betti page biography, go ask alice, anything by frenchesca lia block, roman dirge...comics...flowers in the attic. the notebook was fucking awesome. im such a wuss.
Also my great aunt Dollie as amazing. My dad is a pretty righteous dude. My stepmama works her ass off for waht she wants, and is a tough cookie that has taught me many things. My friends teach me new things everyday. And my boyfriend nearly makes me pee my pants daily....These are all people that I can learn from, teach to, and stand beside. Thank you homies, and family for being the Jam.