joy profile picture

joy

Well you were right about most things except to think that I would bring happiness and innocence, in

About Me

i only have a myspace to kill time at work...and also so that i can stalk people that i dont know in real life, and so that i feel like someone gives a shit about my thoughts or opinions..basically. im the jam. you might think that we would have something in common, but you are probably wrong. im very, very happy with my life without knowing you, so why would i bother? im not deep, and you probably arent either. if lots of people would just kill themselves the world would be a better place. or consult a mirror on the daily. pirate talking

My Interests

A BABY ISNT A MIRACLE. WE ALL LEARNED WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SPERM TOUCHES AN EGG. ITS NOT A MYSTERY. i dont actually have interests. but i do like to see piles of things, such as keys, dice and ashes. i recently rediscovered the wonder that is a microscope. i am not really interested in fucking with ghosts. im also not interested in "fucking around with" or "hollaring" at you. (unless you are my cheese). i liek counting things on a daily basis such as giraffes, mullets and cameltoes. i like sewing, but ive gotten out of the habit. im a TERRIBLE gardener. im pretty hardcore interested in ice cream for breakfast.

I'd like to meet:

first of all:: jesse camp!!!!!!!myspace allows me to seem social, but really be the opposite. i stay in contact just enough that my friends feel like i am around, and i can just sit at home and watch movies, make messes and nap.
i dont want to know anyone new. how snobby is that?
I DONT HAVE MY OWN COMPUTER, AND NONE OF THE ONES I INTERACT WITH HAVE SOUND, THEREFORE IF YOU ARE IN A BAND, DONT BOTHER. IF YOU ARE JUST LOOKING TO ADD CHICKS AND WHATNOT SO THAT YOUR BAND DOESNT SEEM AS PATHETIC AS IT REALLY IS...ADD ME AT THIS NAME: http://www.myspace.com/cdcellar
also: get over yourself. You are worthless. I dont care about your abs, your body, your life, your upbringing, what you want, what you need, or what you think of me. "you might as well kill yourself, you are already dead". also i dont think men should have bangs. if the thought crosses your mind that i am pretty, slutty, slightly cute or approachable dont bother. if these thoughts enter your mind with me in conjuction i already dont want to know you. "im way out of your league, dude." furthermore: if you want dreads, dread your fucking hair. dont rock that fake shit. its sooooo lame.

Music:

i have not only "bad" taste in music but, "awful" taste in music. some bad things i like, i like because they are funny. others i just actually like. and no, i dont care if you think that it sucks:MEATLOAF!, ace of base, god lives underwater, buck 65, gordon lightfoot, devo, t.m.b.g, johnny cash, dance hall crashers, desmond decker, the faint, dead milkmen, john prine, icp, misfits, ramones, the mountain goats, the clash, cyndi lauper, 80's cheeeezy pop, mc chris, as friends rust, against me!, project pat, run dmc, the yeah yeah yeahs, morningwood, the briefs, cut copy, snow patrol, blaze ya dead homie, fear factory, the cramps, gwar, wesley willis, atom and his package, dolly parton, eve 6 (laff if u wanna), pantera, junior senior, catch 22, mindless self indulgence, aerosmith, acdc, john hiatt, stellastarr, lucinda williams, foo fighters, nirvana, shadows fall, elvis costello, liz phair, bif naked, english beat, apparently UB40 (which i just figured out), bob marley, coffin break, the monkees, macabre...i dunno....lots of stuff.

Movies:

i liek the typical stoner movies. stoned age, biodome, spirit of 76, cabin boy, billy madison, big daddy, eternal sunshine, i 3 huckabees, barbarella, tank girl, freddy got fingered, the notebook, any of the tripped out 60s drug movies (like psych out and the trip) any of the beach movies with annette funicello, basically any "happy madison productions" , clerks, mallrats, cheesy horror flicks

Television:

clarissa explains it all, family guy, trading spaces, arrested development, aqua teen hunger force, alf, fresh prince of belair, the wonder years, boy meets world, snorks, ugghhh( i hate to admit this) sealab 2021, cops, anything on the crime network, anyone remember zoobilly zoo? (sp?) i liek all those tribal tattooing specials. the surreal life. fairly oddparents, stand up comedy, those "i love the ___" shows on vh1, ghost hunters

Books:

betti page biography, go ask alice, anything by frenchesca lia block, roman dirge...comics...flowers in the attic. the notebook was fucking awesome. im such a wuss.

Heroes:

Also my great aunt Dollie as amazing. My dad is a pretty righteous dude. My stepmama works her ass off for waht she wants, and is a tough cookie that has taught me many things. My friends teach me new things everyday. And my boyfriend nearly makes me pee my pants daily....These are all people that I can learn from, teach to, and stand beside. Thank you homies, and family for being the Jam.

My Blog

check it out, some months have passed

im still at the thrift store.  there is room for improvement, but its still pretty awesome.  its liek getting paid to sort through flea market junk.  im all over it.  i might be m...
Posted by joy on Thu, 24 May 2007 04:49:00 PST

history repeats

so... the other day, my alarm goes off on my cell phone to wake tim up.  i turn it off and promptly set it down in a cup of water.  so, the phone is detroyed.  the sim card seems ok, ex...
Posted by joy on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:47:00 PST

miss me? an update

so, im working at a thrift store in purcellville.  there is room for improvement, but the benefits are amazing, so, it will do.  im still trying to put in a little time at the cd cellars in ...
Posted by joy on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

caving in?

ever feel like everything is kinda spiraling out of control a little? then, do you just kinda...ignore it? um...yeah. i'll be a little absent for a little bit. i need a new game plan. things chan...
Posted by joy on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:20:00 PST

xmas pressies for the strapped or clueless

My family buys things for themselves all year, and I have a large family.  Rather than buying everyone candles again, Im donating things on their behalf. www.heifer.org- donates a cow, flock of g...
Posted by joy on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

ever wonder?

so...while scouring the internet for jobs recently, i found myself a "phone sex operator" position.  actually it was listed as "telephone actress".  Basically a company reroutes calls to you...
Posted by joy on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST

things i think about

why does wendys have taco salad on the menu and why is it almost as good as taco bells taco salad?
Posted by joy on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:23:00 PST

tower records/music industry etc.

i havent read documentation on the decision to close all Tower Records, cause honestly, im too dissapointed to do so, but I will assume that downloading and Best Buy/Cicuit City (any other mass store ...
Posted by joy on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:32:00 PST

music

so...you can spend your life loving someone, and supporting them...but in the end its in vain.  bands can rock for years, and then they decide to break up, before you have a chance to experience ...
Posted by joy on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 11:54:00 PST

important info about ANDY TURNER

Ok...so heres the deal. My friend ANDY (number one, SINNER, on myspace) has had his lung collapse for the second time this year. HE is doing ok, hes in Fairfax Hospital, and has recieved a few surgeri...
Posted by joy on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST