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May 27th, 2008 at 9:15am
The best thing to ever happen to me-happened.
Born at 7 pounds 4 ounces and 18.5 inches long
Rosemary Pandora Newton
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---Serendipity---
1754 (but rare before 20c.), coined by Horace Walpole (1717-92) in a letter to Mann (dated Jan. 28); he said he formed it from the Persian fairy tale "The Three Princes of Serendip," whose heroes "were always making discoveries, by accidents and sagacity, of things they were not in quest of." The name is from Serendip, an old name for Ceylon (modern Sri Lanka), from Arabic Sarandib, from Skt. Simhaladvipa "Dwelling-Place-of-Lions Island." Serendipitous formed c.1950.
---Pour Mon... ami?--- Les leçons ont appris. Avec espoir ils enfonceront. Que pour ? Je ne sais pas. Peut-être aider me soutient à que je toujours ai été. Peut-être aider me face à la perte d'amour et le gain d'un nouveau début. Peut-être juste si je peux dire que j'ai aimé et ai appris... peut-être juste grandir...
J'essaie pour être dessus vous mais ne renoncer l'espoir pour demain. Vous essayez de trouver la stabilité lequel vous désespérément besoin. J'essaie d'être soutient de vos choix. Vous essayez de faire que vous avez à faire. Et j'essaie de me déplacer à « Dessus Il» ... mais le legos vous a appartenu, le pont a été brûlé, et le pingouin est mort avant le camarade.....
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I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no f***ing way paper can beat rock.
Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors! Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class?
I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat ANYBODY! A rock would tear that s**t up in two seconds!
So when I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh s**t! I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you, you a**hole!"