My Name Is Michaela .But You Can Call Me Kayla .Michaela Was The Name Given To Me At Birth.I Dont Like It.I Am A Percival.Another Name Given To Me At Birth .Middle Name Is Mary .Because My Parents Hated Me And Wanted To Fuck Up My Life.Im A Generally Happy Person.A Generally Drunk Person.I Drink Too Much.So Much I Can Drink My Males Friends Out Of Business .Alcaholism The Key To My Life.Should Be The Key To EverOnes Life.Society Frowns At This Point.I Dont Care.Fuck Society.Its Wank .Yep Thats Right Society Is Wank.All Those Old People That Want Help Walking Across The Road.What The Fuck Is That About?If You Need Help To Walk Across A Road Dont Leave Ur Mother Fucking Home.And The Youth Of Today Is Appalling.If Your Not A Gangster Surrounded By People Of Similiar BackGround Causing Havoc.Then Your Dressed All In Black Listening To People Scream Down The MicroPhone. And Believing That Carving Die In Your Arm Is Not Something You Will Regret Later In Life. Your Wrong . But Your Still Yet Again Causing Havoc In The Street.I Like Tatoos.I Have 2 Tatoos.One On My Wrist On Pink And Purple Stars .And One On My Hip That I Share With Jess.She Has One There Too.Tattooed Chicks Rock .I Love Peircings.I Have Many .One Of Which Includes My Neck .Why? .Because NoBody Else Has It.EveryOne Wants To Be Individual .But NoBody Wants To Be Different .I Like To Be Different.To Stand Out From The Crowd.I Have No Time For Social Norms.I Fall Into No StereoType.My Music Varies .One Day Boyz2Men Is What Somes Up My Mood.Another Bowling For Soup Will Keep Me Sane.But Sometimes I Just Like To Dance .Im Honest .Im Confusing .I Like To Fuck With Your Head .Sarcasm Is Always In Play.Another Key To My Life .I Dont Like Films .I Have No Concentration .Books Have No Place In My Life.I Have Enough Going On In My Own Head To Have To Work Out What Is Going On In SomeBody Elses .I Work At Halfords .Why? .Because Its A Job .Give A Fuck .Im More Intelligent Than I Look.Im Always Fucking With Your Head.Why Would AnyOne Want To Fit In?.Sambucca Rules .Vodka And Redbull Is A Legend All Of Its Own.I Dont Like Long Hair On Blokes.I Fucking Miss My Long Hair.I Hate Mornings.But Love Going To Sleep.And Tuesdays .Who The Fuck Invented Tuesdays?.There Bollocks.There Is A Difference Between Bollocks And The Bollocks.I Want Twin Children.Boys Preferably.I Like The Colour Pink .I Like Crumpets More.Pink Crumpets Would Be The Bollocks.Im Very Sexual .I Dont Like Feet .Men In FlipFlops= EwwMen In Socks And FlipFlops Are Sick .I Have Screws In My Head Loose.Super Market Sweep Was The Sex . I Miss Super Market Sweep.Treat Me How You Would Like To Be Treated.The Words Of Our Good Lord .The Bible .Stories Thought Up By People To Make Your Life Suck.Or Atleast or You To Think Your Life Sucks.The Bible Is Like Astrology .You Subconsiously Erase Every Part Of The Bible That Has No Relevance In Your Life.In Other Words Bollocks .Told You I Was Intelligent .I Am Very Opinionated.Im Loud.Im Argumentative.I Will Get On With You.You Have No Choice.Im Arrogant.A Bastard In Female Form .Parents. Im A Bad Influence On Your Daughter Or Son. Keep Them Away.Im Vein .In Love With Me .Im Extreme .Never Simple .Nothings Simple .Theres Always A Catch.I Have Lots Of Friends.None True To There Word.Friends Or Acquaintances ? You Tell Me .
