Mom |
A baby asked God, ’They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?’ God said, ’Your angel will be waiting for you and... Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 22:40:00 GMT |
Politics ... from a child’s view |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the administrator... Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:48:00 GMT |
Dear Lord |
Dear Lord,
So far today, I've done all right. I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper, haven't been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or over indulgent. I'm very thankful for that.
But, in a few min... Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:45:00 GMT |
CHINESE PROVERBS |
Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exh... Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:09:00 GMT |
Butt measurement |
Butt measurement.....A man and his wife were working in their garden one dayAnd the man looks over at his wife and says:"Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big.I bet your butt is bigger th... Posted by on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 11:36:00 GMT |
Prison Break |
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention in my last blog! Only 11 more days until
Michael Skofield Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:16:00 GMT |
I’ll give it a try |
Well, I have never done this blog thing so I'll give it a try. I am at work today. I have started full time again since both kids are in school. I figured there is no reason for me to be home all day ... Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:06:00 GMT |