alright folks, here's the low-down. i don't accept random friend requests. if you wanna be a friend, send me a message first, explaining all the wonderful reasons why it would dramatically enhance both our lives if we were to make that giant leap into myspace friendship. also, be sure to include your social security number and any bank account numbers you may have. now, you may be asking yourself, "why the hell would i go through all that for this asshole?" lemme tell ya. it's because you WANT to be my friend. because it hurts so bad, that you can't remember the last time you had a peaceful night's rest since you saw my page. beacause you know that if you don't do this for yourself, you might miss out on the chance to be part of something so epic, that it just may turn your world upside down. now, my prospective friend, chew on that for a lil' while and i'm sure you'll make the right decision. but alas, if you're just looking to bump up the ever-growing number of "friends" you have, to show the online world how popular you are, then hit somebody else up.