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About Me

Welcome to my myspace.

On this page i have 4 rules of conduct:-NO flirty comments, my mum might see. (Goes for the guys too.)-Girls, don't just add me if you're only after one thing. I'm not some kind of sex object, I have feelings TOO...-Unless you can give me proof that you're not some some wrinkly, morbidly obiese fat guy with a huge mustache, then I'm NOT going to meet you in person. (if you REALLY are old and morbidly obiese, I was was just kidding.) (Old people cant read this small, so disregard the last sentance.... I was being serious... No old fat people)-If you're not what i mentioned above, then congratulations. BUT you must also be intelligent, funny, rich and a supermodel... or Jessica Biel... I'm picky.Caution:The breaking of any of these rules will result in dire concequences! One person broke the rules and now she's in intensive care after being covered in whipped cream and fed to ants. So be warned.ANYWAY, you probably get the point by now. If you don't, take it as a sign that you're mentally retarded and should seek professional help IMMEDIATELY. Enjoy the rest of my myspace which was last updated in 1987, after Leon was born and JUST before contraceptives were introduced in Lithuania... (Leon's home country)... P.S. If border security is reading this, Leon is an illegal immigrant and feel free to deport him. KTHXBYE

I'm the GUY who: Is known as RoZ Your mum warned YOU about HAS The BEST friends in the ENITRE WORLD In a fight, would neglect his kick boxing training and kick you in the NUTS…. (It’s WAY more amusing) Has MORE fun than ANYONE ELSE when he's DANCINGKnows that fluro green = :) KNOWS that CoKe is THE BEST slurpee flavour in the world and LOVES it when HUN buys them for him. Feels strange talking about himself in 3rd person. Is Good-looking, Intelligent AND HUMBLE Believes that Everything's for the best... except getting kicked in the nuts and going to hospital, i know... HATES how people think they are cool by ACTING illiterate. For example: Todaii instead of Today. Anj, you are the exception, you were born retarded. *Pinches Anj’s cheeks* is a GeMiNiEnjoys playing the role of DEVIL's AVOCADO Finds MOST situations funny, especially somone hurting themselves (other than me).Thinks: Tennis = cool soccer = cool Man Utd = cool Cricket = RETARDED LOVES my familyWill marry the first girl who buys me some BLUEBERRY juice. Understands the meaning of TLC... It means Tender Loving Care...Dislikes female comedians (TheY ARE NOT FUNNY!) You'll see in 10 years time, driving to one of his mansions in Toorak in his Koeniggsegg CCX or Lamborghini. is AbSorbed By MuSic Beat ZeLdA!!... 4 times! "Has a front head that does a sound like thais." *DING*

My Interests

Just look at my about me --

I'd like to meet:

God Myself (from another's perspective) Pele Bear Grylls Chris Martin Casanova Neil Strauss Erik Von Markovic Jessica Biel and MABE even you... ;)View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

John Mayer Skillet Justin Timberlake Papa Roach John Legend Linkin Park Killswitch Engage James Morrison Colbie Calliat Coldplay Elektro/House

Movies:

James Bond The Last Samurai Crash Starwars 40 Year Old Virgin The Notebook Butterfly Effect Donnie Darko

Television:

Family guy Simpsons The OC Dragonball Z South Park Top gear Man VS Wild Mythbusters

Books:

A Lesson Before DyingDa gospel according to ALI GThe definitive book of body language

Heroes:

My Friends and familyNeil StraussBear GryllsAnyone who has had a positive influence on my lifeSPIDER PIG!

My Blog

COMICS .2

MORE COMICS :Dand no leora, i couldnt find any for u (they dont make midget jokes) LEON: Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.n...
Posted by : : r : : o : : z : : on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

COMICS - YAY!

While recovering from my hangover i've decided to put together a few comics that best resemble some of my friends. ENJOY.Leon: Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.n...
Posted by : : r : : o : : z : : on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:58:00 PST