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About Me


I'M SUCH A TWATBLAH BLAH BLAH I AM HELEN AND I AM SILLY
thats wot i heard anyway... its in all the papers.
u might catch me loitering around some adult video shops, waitin for the latest stock so i can sit in my room, abuse some class A drugs and scream at the dog, maybe even kick it about it.
just been let out after being sectioned... as i often would dress up in ninja suits and harrase the locals by looming around the town shoutin out some quite draconion language.
i often get embroiled into pub brawls with some less than dickensient gentlemen with thier stella, pig snacks and outlandish behaviour.
if u wana get involved let me know and we will tear it up.
ha ha, my dad read this the other day, Helen, i didn't know u did this sort of stuff? yes Dad, it's true. I haven't actaully listed most of my spare time activities as they tend to offend ppl... i don't really see the problem with selotaping clothes to the ducks at cannon hall. They seem to enjoy all the attention they get...The RSPCA obviously wudn't know a good duck outfit if they saw one. (cunts)
well i hope ur all having a good old read of this shit, coz its better than the other kack some people come out with... this being the worst "i love all my girls, they r the best, u know who u r" RAAA, that fucks me off so much when i see that. U just sound thick--alright...so stop it, just, just stop it now. It's not big and it's not clever.
I love that sayin. The last time my dad said that to me, Emma went, "oh, i haven't heard that for ages" and i said "you know why, coz i am big, and i am clever" ha ha ha, he didn't enjoy that. i bloody well did. right, i'm goin now... i might add more to this each day so it is the longest about me ever and ppl well read open mouthed... mainly because i think only special ppl wud still be reading at this time.
TOODLE LOO
DON'T ASK ME FOR MY FUCKIN MSN COZ I NEVER EVER EVER GO ON! I HATE MSN, IT PISSES ME OFF SO DON'T ASK! cheers! :DI've just realized I hate it when little whores on myspace don't put their actual age, they either lie and put 18 or somethin stupid like 99. yeh right love, as if ur 99! my grandma is 63 and she looks pretty good for her age, but u look like u popped out of the womb a few hours ago. WHY CAN'T GIRLS JUST STOP BEIN WHORES?? the only reason u wud lie about ur age on here is so older ppl talk to you, but if they actually get to know you then they will know your lyin and think "tut, all this time I have been talkin to a lyin little whore"
so just stop it. little whore bagsLA LA LA

My Interests

I LOVE: big hair, skinny jeans, neck scarfs, goin out, dancin stupid, embarrasin myself, being S-I-L-L-Y, skipping, playin hopscotch, talkin to new people, eating, sleeping, breathing, watchin funny stuff, laughing, listening to music, getting new things, makin people laugh, shouting rude words like willy and vagina, bantering with random people, gettin road rage, makin other people happy, smiling, group photographs, pointy shoes, not drinkin alcohol, coca cola, a cup of tea and a cig, not goin to any kind of gym, birthdays, getting flowers, loads and loads of eyeliner, watching people fall over, being small, goin out again, eating crisps, swearin, doing silly walks, jus doin generally silly things, falling over myself, pin stripes, family get togethers, indie music (too many bands to list), electro, funky house, marmite on toast, crumpets, little cheeky joint, my bf, my mates....

I'd like to meet:

YOU!! all of u, yes..even u ♥

Music:

Calm a Llama Down
Calm a Llama down
Calm a llama deep down
In the ocean
Blue like a barnacle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy
Caraway
Caraway
Caraway noise
Boing!
Chi ca se mala
Boing!
Chi ca se mala

Movies:

"it's anchorman, not anchor-lady!"

Television:

THE MIGHTY BOOSH!! dont think there is much more to watch...well apart from The peep show, and fuuny things, but mighty boosh does take the biscuit. i love vince noir.MySpace Background by MyWackoSpace.com

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Books:

do enjoy a good nazi thriller to send my to sleep with sweet dreams, otherwise, just a general horror does it, mainly involving rape, child abduction... thats how i roll.
why read when there is good stuff to watch, thats my moto, also, rules are made to be broken, and DON'T annoy chickens! it's just not nice!!

Heroes:

♥ Liam
Emma
my dad
my brother
Caffs
Jenna
Jamie
Anna
Paul
Charlie
Luke
Jordan
Laffey
Lucy
Jo
Sam
Ian
Stacey
Kate
and obviously Glenn