ashley.alexis

whateverlife.com"heaven isnt a place that you go when you die ...its that moment in time when you finally feel alive"i think that clowns are EVILmy boyfriend looks like a panda!i love to smooshi have an addiction and it is caffine!i Hate to be aloneif you think that you know me than your wrongif you think that im a bitch ill show you oneif you hurt me ill get revenge:)im a scoer...and if your friends with me than youll know what that means;)im pretty sure that walmart is trying to take over the free worldi love my dog baxter...he is my gentlmani hate whores who slut around and sleep with peoples boyfriends:)i think that my cat kee sounds like sean conneryif you have to claim that your not a slut bitch you are one!I DESPISE THE DAVE MATTHEWS BANDi would trade money for happiness...twiceif i could live on a boat than i wouldim smarter than you think that i ami make mistakes...often HAkee loves jagerI i believe that only the first time is a mistake...after that you know what your doini love the smell of fresh cut grassi hate humiditycontroversy intrests mei get jelousi try not to do anything right the first time so that i can do it againbeing drunk is an excuse for nothingim a cryerim never what you think i ami NEVER sit still...ever...its kind of a problem'im a good girl that can cook and clean'im a an irish mexicanmustart is disgustingsomtimes i get a little ocdi average about 120 texts a dayif you dont know how to rock out ill teach you...i taught mike:)somday ill live in europe...all of iti do hairthe creator of family guy is a geniousi hate the mall....but i work theretraffic sucksi love juice...but not when it wheres pantsim gonna win the last comic standing before mikesomday im gonna be a photographer and ill take you picturei love sewers...thats where nija turtles livei believe that mermaids are reali think that one day my boyfriend will go on tour with dane cook and be funnier than himi would take a bullet for any of my friendsi believe in ghostsi work entirly too much...and i spend way more than i makei dont trust youi miss my grandmai always look pissed...but dont worry i dont hate you thats just my facei suck at crosswordsmilk is grossmike still gives me butterfliesdont try to figure me out because you cantmy mom is hotter than yoursi love to sleep but i never do