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Joe

That's not lightning... that's my camera flash!

About Me

I have a new website:

http://www.palmbeachglamphoto.com

I have a part of my portfolio at:

http://www.joetphotography.com

Check out some of my photo portfolio at:

http://www.onemodelplace.com/photographer_list.cfm?P_ID=1785 67

And I can be found at:

http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=214237

If you're interested in getting pictures done or interested in getting involved in modeling for print and other media (commercials, TV, etc.), just get in touch with me through myspace.

No one really knows what I do outside of photography because it really doesn't matter because the characters I have to deal with tend to be the anti-social variety or "socially challenged." To see me in print as my alter ego network consulting professional self... in print: http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?command=viewA rticleBasic&articleId=9001504&pageNumber=2

Those who know what I do appreciate how I've mastered the art of getting my stuff done while looking like I ain't doing a damn thing. I call that art! =P

My Interests

LOVE basketball. LOVE photography. Love meeting people, love traveling, love interacting with new cultures, and love living life to the fullest.

I'd like to meet:

Y'all know I want to meet Kobe Bryant. I'd love to egg a scuffle between him and that bloated beast Shaquilla O'Neal (and that wasn't a typo). My money is on Kobe taking down Shaquilla's cry-baby ass. "Ow my tummy hurts, I need to sit out half the season coach"... that's what Shaquilla would say to Jackson back in LA... no lie. Y'all know the truth.

Music:

I like everything but annoying bad rap and crybaby country (who wants to hear about a dude's broken truck, dead dog, and chic who left his sorry ass???). Check out my videos. Y'all can tell I like stuff that is very involved.

Movies:

I'll watch chic flicks and movies that have severe gore content... 300 and Shooter have been two of the most FANTASTIC movies to come out in a while.

Television:

I don't watch TV...I watch sports. But I do like Blind Date, Judge Judy, Cheaters, and Law & Order (all varieties).

Books:

I read a LOT. I read classics, Ludlum, Iles, Harris, Sparks, and tons more! Clancy sucks by the way... booooring.

Heroes:

"Killer" Kobe Bryant is da man.