Let me introduce myself. My name is Tom. I write in short sentences. Cool. If you asked me to describe my self it could go one of two ways... a lazy, shallow, egotistical, stubborn bum OR a charming, well mannered, well educated, extremely handsome young gentleman. You can make your own mind up but personally I prefer the second description but most people know me as the first.
I'd like to think that I've got something relevant or vaguely cool to say here but I haven't. I don't really do anything... ever. I like to do nothing though. Thats how I get my pleasure. Yours maybe from playing some form of rigorous activity that involves a ball or making music or painting or, god forbid, running, but mine comes from sitting around doing very little. I am idle. I have read books on how to make me a better idler and I'm working on my technique. I have this goal in life to find perfect comfort because wherever I am and whatever I'm doing some part of me is uncomfortable. I also like junk food. If I could be arsed or was kind of talented enough I'd love to be a rockstar or filmstar or something cool like that, actually I'd like to be a pro-surfer really. I think I'd like that whole lifestyle, especially the partying. But I can't really be bothered so I think I'm going to befriend these type of people so I can just party with them. Well, thats me to a T.
