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Conk

Life is funny and it's okay to laugh.

About Me


" Anyone can look for fashion in a boutique or history in a museum. The creative person looks for history in a hardware store and fashion in an airport."-------------If you want to know about me, just take a look around my page. You won't even scratch the surface, but you might learn enough to strike up a conversation about something interesting...
Personality Test Results
Emotional (95%) [ . ||||||||| .......... ] Logical (5%)
Concerned about self (65%) [ ....... ||| .......... ] Concerned about others (35%)
Atheist (73%) [ ..... ||||| .......... ] Religious (27%)
Loner (45%) [ .......... | ......... ] Dependent (55%)
Lazy (37%) [ .......... ||| ....... ] Workaholic (63%)
Traditional (37%) [ .......... ||| ....... ] Rebel (63%)
Engineering mind (39%) [ .......... || ........ ] Artistic mind (61%)
Cynical (44%) [ .......... | ......... ] Idealist (56%)
Follower (47%) [ .......... | ......... ] Leader (53%)
Introverted (58%) [ ........ || .......... ] Extroverted (42%)
Conservative (9%) [ .......... |||||||| .. ] Liberal (91%)
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My Interests


You scored as Blue. Your heart is blue. You are a very calm and relaxed person. You are very caring and like helping others. You're grateful for what you have in life, even if it's not perfect. People love you for who you are, don..'t ever change that- it's what makes you the great person that you are.

Blue


93%

Pink


86%

Yellow


71%

Red


46%

Orange


39%

Black


39%

Purple


36%

White


25%

Green


25%
~What colour is your heart?~
created with QuizFarm.comI love to read and play the guitar. Music is my outlet for many things. Hanging out with my friends is my favorite thing to do - anytime, anywhere. I don't care if we're going out to a club, playing full contact mini-golf, or laying around watching Iron Chef or Adult Swim. Playing with my daughter and teaching her about the world is a thrill. The sound of her laughter and those big blue eyes looking up at me are all I need to keep me going every day.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is willing to be as good of a friend as they expect you to be to them. Go figure.
You Have a Choleric Temperament
You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things.
Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life.
You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation.

You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon.
Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall.
You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others.

At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults.
Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion.
A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior. What Temperment Are You?
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Music:

Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
THE TRANSVESTITE JOKE!Youre comfortable with yourself and self-observant. You also boast a tendency to flaunt your sexual preference, but what the heck.
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Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab CodeI love music. All kinds. Not so big on the country, but I'll never turn away from a good song. Period. I like the angry shit, the empowering shit, the funny shit, the deep shit, the just plain good shit. I love it all. My favorite bands are Barenaked Ladies and Linkin Park, but my music collection spans from folk to bluegrass to alternative to metal to jazz and on and on. I may have some kind of internal conflict going on that surfaces with my musical tastes. Hmmm... I have a big love for anything that lets you in to the emotions of the artist. That's what really makes the difference to me, regardless of the style of music. This MySpace thing has become a place for me to connect with some of my favorite bands, as well as my favorite friends. If you want a better idea of my musical tastes, just check out my friends list...you might see what I've been trying to tell you.


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Movies:

Any and all horror movies, Dogma, Kevin Smith movies in general, Indiana Jones, Boondock Saints, Jesus is Magic, Shaun of the Dead, SciFi Channel Originals, Transformers the Movie, Little Miss Sunshine, and the list goes on but I think you get the point..... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

I remember television...I think I still have one somewhere. Back in the day when I got to watch it I watched things like Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, cartoons - I don't like real people...except for American Idol, but I'm not proud of it.

Books:

Sadly, I spend most of my time reading teachers manuals and professional development books and articles anymore. BORING!!! My most recent infatuation has been with the writings of my dear friend Brady Dale. The Wheel of Time Series by Robert Jordan and Watership Down are my alltime favorites, but don't even ask me to start listing them all...

Personality Test Results

Humble (100%) [ |||||||||||||||||||| ]
Sexual (79%) [ |||||||||||||||| .... ]
Artistic (75%) [ |||||||||||||||| .... ]
Independent (57%) [ |||||||||||| ........ ]
Outgoing (57%) [ |||||||||||| ........ ]

Political Spectrum

Liberal (73%) [ |||||||||||||| ...... ]
Conservative (9%) [ || .................. ]

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Heroes:

Batman has always been a favorite, especially when he looks like Christian Bale. I think my Grampa's pretty damn cool, too.
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Nis forNatural
Eis forEdgy
Yis forYummy What Does Your Name Mean?

My Blog

You would think...

...that I would know better by now. But I don't.   Guess that's what makes me one hell of a friend - undying loyalty. Even when it's fucking stupid and makes me the dumbass.   Hi, my name i...
Posted by Conk on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:06:00 PST

10 Things I learned from watching The Neverending Story

So, Michael and I were recently discussing The Neverending Story and how great of a movie it was, but how we never did figure out what the fuck Bastian yelled when he named "The Childlike Empress". Su...
Posted by Conk on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

2006 in Review

I'm feeling reflective this morning so I thought I'd share what I've learned this year... CHILDREN are amazing. I watch Morgan grow and change everyday and she floors me with how...well, amazing....sh...
Posted by Conk on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 09:24:00 PST

More about me, because you're just DYING to know...

About YouFull NameCourtney Marie CritesBirthdateDec. 7, 1976Birth PlaceCarrollton, GACurrent LocationMission, KSEye Color baby bluesHair ColorbrownHeight5' 5"Piercings5 Tattoos4 and countingBoyfriend/...
Posted by Conk on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:25:00 PST

I'm bored

First Name: CourtneyMiddle Name: MarieBirthday: Dec 7Eyes: blueHair: brownFav color: orangeDay/Night: I am such a night owl...Fave Food: Chinese, Thai, anything AsianFRIENDS AND LIFE Do you ever wish ...
Posted by Conk on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:00:00 PST

Sometimes I feel...

"Boston" by AugustanaIn the light of the sun, is there anyone? Oh it has begun...Oh dear you look so lost, eyes are red and tears are shed,This world you must've crossed... you said...You don't know m...
Posted by Conk on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 04:30:00 PST

All I want for Christmas...

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE... 1. A BARBIE OR A GI JOE?Gi Joe, totally! He had way cooler stuff :) 2. CLOTHES OR MONEY?money3. WEED OR BOOZE?weed 4. A COMPUTER OR T.V.?a computer, you can watch tv on i...
Posted by Conk on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 01:38:00 PST

My Autobiography

Prologue1.Where did you take your default pic? Rust in the Bottoms @ Laura's Halloween party2.What exactly are you wearing right now? Corona pj bottoms and a t-shirt3. What is your current problem? Ca...
Posted by Conk on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:51:00 PST

It's A....

Girl!!!!!!!   My sister is having a girl!!! Yay! Miss Morgan is going to have a partner in crime! Yikes.......
Posted by Conk on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 05:25:00 PST