Great gift for your friend that loves Obama. |
Hi. I have a small favor to ask. I'd like you to help me stop some old people from freezing to death, or being kicked out of their homes. It'll only take a minute of your time, and maybe like ten b...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:51:00 GMT |
Psychics and Stuff. |
This happened a couple of weeks ago, so the memories are fuzzy. This is also my first note of 2009, rather than get freaked out about it and feel some need to write something funny and or meaningful, ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:30:00 GMT |
Me-Pain. |
Akon is doing it.Kanye is doing it.T-Pain is definitely doing it.and now Justin Timberlake is doing it.I don't know who started the autotune thing. I first heard Cher do it ("Do you belieeeeeeeve in ...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Nov 2008 00:54:00 GMT |
This one is about sex. And walmart. Sort of. (part I.) |
I almost wrote this sentence before I realized that in the world of just truly f@ked up stories, what percentage of them start out exactly like this:"So I was going to Wal-Mart&" What accounts for tha...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:15:00 GMT |
Whores and Stuff. (part II). |
(this is part 2 of an awkward series.)We walked in what was an awkward silence for me, as I tried to figure out what to say, aside from "Oh." Meanwhile, her brain was simultaneously thinking of what ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 01:15:00 GMT |
A few funny things. One tragic. |
CNN is running a story about a virtual reality cocoon. Basically this machine you can climb in, and run around a virtual environment.I thought the article was interesting, but then they asked the desi...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:16:00 GMT |
Why so serious? |
I was recently at a dinner party with the source and target of my adoration.I say source, because the feelings more or less spring from her presence existence.I say target, because I never know what d...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:54:00 GMT |
Love and stuff. |
So. I have a little bit to say about this. Well, a lot.But I kinda am curious. Where are you guys on the whole love thing? I realize that's a lot to ask, and very wide open, but I am curious. What is ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 05:51:00 GMT |
Relatives. Absolutes. The Olympics. |
There's some stuff, when you see it, that you know it's cool. Someone sends you a youtube video: In it, you see an old woman, cleaning her house. She suddenly gets short of breath, collapses to the...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 18:53:00 GMT |
I get political and point out that China still kinda sucks. |
[This will be a departure, because a. it's not all about me, and b. I will drop my nice, pleasant, obscenity free exterior. ]In case you wanted more fuel for the shitty superficial fire that is steady...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:27:00 GMT |
