Being a drunk and not an alcoholic, as i dont go to meetings, fine line there people. Apart from that i make up interests as i go along,I have the concentration span of a donkey, (the variety of donkey with low concentration, not the usual strain of super donley).
Did ya see that line break? I'm a HTML wizard ya jerk. Playing really fast computer games like burnout or speed up pro-ev while drunk till it makes you feel ill, the propect of meeting a human woman, de-toxing on sunday with bacon doubles and reading books or something. This is pointless I ain't editing this anymore, now come to me my pretties and make my soul grow back healthy and strong, I'll give you the gift 'the passion'
Also This Amazing Brain, read this first, this is actually what she says in response
This is what Miss South Carolina said, when asked why so many Americans can't find their own country on a map;, and yes, it's NOT a typo!
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps,
and I believe that our education like such as South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should...
Our education over here in the U.S should help the U.S or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian
countries so we will be able to build up our future."
I'd like to meet:
Optimus Prime, Chris Morris and this sexy beast
More fun loving tangent creating random people, mentalist time-travellers on the roads, those 2 girls from the moon that gave me tomatos and pasta at 4am last weekend, more folk that use brackets as much as I do (you know it). A paedophile/down syndrome black man (don't exist), white dog pooh creating dogs (extinct I think) those sexy girls on Clare's friends list and a man that has a high velocity rifle grafted onto his chest so he can smite his enemies with a thought till they are all smoten and what not. Is smoten a word, it sounds great, its probably just another Simpsons word like cromulant or inbiggans
Music:
SYLVAN, RANDOM WORDS(I'm not biased) Interpol, Pixies, Sonic Youth, Pj Harvey, Smiths, Air, Beta Band, Beck, Bjork, Bloc Party, Breeders, Broken Social Scene, Charles Mingus, Cinematic Orchestra, Death Cab for Cutie, The Eighties B-Line matchbox Disaster, Elliott Smith, The Fall, The Buckleys, Le Tigre, My Morning Jacket, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave, Pavement, Redneck Manifesto, Sigur Ros (for sleeping and being moody), Talking Heads, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zita Swoon.... I wrote out what was on a playlist and dont want to put down more as im lazy
Movies:
Requiem for a dream, Aliens, Conan, Motorcycle Diaries, City of God, Snake and Crane of the Shaolin(hilarious dubbing), Police Story 2, Drunken Master 1&2, the Goonies, Dead man, Fear and Loathing, The Thing (I love pre-CG model special effects),The Predator, Napolean Dynamite, (every moment in the film is fantastic), Man bites dog, irreversable, the majority of Dave Lynch films, Y tu mama tambien, Amores Peros, Battle Royal, The Experiment, Feeling childish so all i can think of are nostalgic films, never watch those films of your youth again as they're never as good as you remembered them....
Television:
Besides the obvious (Simpsons, Family guy etc), i like Carnivale on TG4, as it can be a bit of a head fuck at times. Twin Peaks, if you can call that TV, it was on the box before and its the best show EVER. I also watch the swan for a few seconds if its one so i can get my hatred back against the world. (Im to easy going lately and i like having things to despise....) Besides that TV sucks large vaginal warts, the kind with puss oozing out the nipple tips. Oh yeah Simpsons and Home & Away, its plot lines are amazing
Books:
I dont read near much as i should as i've loads of time on my hands, but 1984 Irvine Welsh books, Catch 22, Terry Pratchett (Loved them as a child and im afraid to read them now as im sure they'd be pants). I also like "Bayonet in the Groin; one mans agoney", and "Lots of pictures of Big Tanks", by Ima Butcher
Heroes:
Chris Morris and this fine gentile at christmas
