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Full Name:: Timothy Lee Salzman
Birthday:: June 22, 1984
Birthplace:: Germany
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Blonde
Height:: 6'3"
Weight:: a lil too much
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage:: German
My Worst Habit:: Being too nice
Zodiac Sign:: Cancer
Shoe Size:: 14
Pants Size:: Parachute
Innie or Outie?: Innie
Parents Still Together?: Nope
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Steel-Toe Workboots
Your Weakness:: A beautiful woman
Your Fears:: Being alone forever
Your Perfect Pizza:: 4 cheese, sausage, black olives, pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Pay my car off and get a house
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Im still tired.
Your Best Physical Feature:: My eyes
Your Bedtime:: Anywhere from 9pm-11pm
Your Most Missed Memory:: Being home with my family and friends
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: Blue, Green, White, Black, Red
Food?: German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Mexican.
Sport?: Hockey
Animal?: I dunno
Ice Cream?: Ben & Jerry's
Candy?: German candy
Store?: Academy
Salad Dressing?: Caesar
Actor?: Edward Norton (american history X)
Song?: With A Thousand Words To Say But One by Darkest Hour
Letter?: T i guess...never thought of it before.
Number?: 2
Gum?: Stride
Holiday?: Halloween
Season?: Winter
Toothpaste Flavor?: Mint
Radio Station?: Whatever my Ipod is tuned to.
Perfume?: Burberry
Scent besides perfume?: High Octane Race Gas
Body part on the opposite sex?: Lips
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Successful
How Do You Want To Die?: Peacefully
Turn ons:: A smart girl
Turn offs:: Morons
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: Dunno
Who's The Loudest?: Justin
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: All of my friends
Who Have You Known The Longest?: Probably Billy
Who's The Shyist?: Me, and thats spelled 'shyest'
When Have You Cried The Most?: Dunno
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Being loved
Worst Feeling?: Being hurt by someone you love.
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Maybe Texas, maybe Europe
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Stop being so damn nice to everyone
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: Quite a while i hope
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: wild side
Let's look at the: stars tonight
What a nice: ass
Where did all the: white people go?
Why can't we: be friends
Silly, little: ricers
Isn't it weird that: im alone
Never under any circumstance: will i do drugs. only losers do drugs
I wish: i was home
Everyone has a: brain
I am: fat
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: yes
Been To Juvie?: no
Mooned Someone?: yes
Been Rejected?: yes
Ran Away From Home?: yes
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: duh
Skipped School?: no
Thought About Suicide?: yes
Slept Outside?: yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: yes
Cried In School?: i think so
Thrown Up In School?: yep
Wanted To Be a Model?: haha...maybe a plus plus plus plus sized model
Cheated On Someone?: cheaters are liars and weak minded. no
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: yep, seen my pics lately?
Seen A Dead Body?: internet
Been Bitched Out?: probably
Drank Alcohol?: yep
Smoked?: nope
Been On Drugs?: nope
Eaten Sushi?: yep
Been On Stage?: yep
Gone Skinny Dipping?: nope
Shoplifted?: nope
Been Drunk?: oh yes!
Been Called A Tease?: no
Been Beaten Up?: nope
DO YOU
Swear?: fuck yea
Sing Well?: nope
Shower Daily?: i try to
Want To Go To College?: already been there
Want To Get Married?: yes i do
Believe In Yourself?: sometimes
Get Motion Sickness?: nope
Think You Are Attractive?: not really
Get Along With Your Parents?: yep
Like Thunderstorms?: yes!
Play An Instrument?: used to, probably still can
Own An IPOD?: yep
Pray?: no
Go To Church?: no
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: nope
Keep A Journal/Diary?: nope
Dance In The Rain?: no
Sing In The Shower?: yep
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: pepsi
McDonald's or Burger King?: wendy's
Single or Group Dates?: depends
Chocolate or Vanilla?: chocolate
Strawberries or Blueberries?: blueberries
Meat or Veggies?: meat
TV or Movie?: depends
Guitar or Drums?: both, together
Adidas or Nike?: etnies
Chinese or Mexican?: chinese
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: corn flakes
Cake or Pie?: pie
MTV or VH1?: neither one plays music videos anymore
Blind or Deaf?: deaf
Boxers or Briefs?: my spongebob boxers!
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: no
Write With Both Hands?: no
Whistle?: yes
Blow A Bubble?: yep
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: yep
Cross Your Eyes?: yep
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: dont think so
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: no
Dance?: sorta
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: haha, thats why im fat
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: outside of Iraq, Julie....mmmmmmmmmm
You Talked To On The Phone:: Justin
You Instant Messaged:: Julie
You Hugged:: Julie
You Yelled At:: probably Justin
You Played A Sport With:: dont remember
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: today
Time You Cried?: its been a while
Movie You Watched?: watching 'A scanner darkly' now...pretty good
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Mint
Joke You Told?: How long does it take to microwave a dead baby? I dunno, I was too busy jerking off! hahaha!!
Song You've Sung?: dont remember
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: Iraq
What Can You See Out Your Window?: Other hooches (rooms)
Are You Listening To Music?: No
What Are You Wearing?: my 'i hate babies' shirt and sweat pants
What's On Your Mousepad?: use a laptop, no mouse pad
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: I think somewhere out there has got to be something else
Do you believe in miracles?: not really
Magic?: no, but i do enjoy watching the tricks
Love at first sight?: used to, but i realize its impossible
God?: not too sure
Satan?: cant have one without the other, so im not too sure
Ghosts?: no
Santa?: no
Evolution?: yes
IN A BOY...
Fav Eye Color:: N/A
Fav Hair Color:: N/A
Short or Long Hair:: N/A
Height:: N/A
Weight:: N/A
Best Clothing Style:: N/A
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Bulgaria again, can't wait till July!!
Number Of CD's I Own:: way too many to count
Your Good Luck Charm:: Dunno
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 2
Do you drink milk?: Yep
Person You Hate Most:: The caveman guy at the fuel point over here...I HATE THAT GUY!!!!
Most Outdated Phrase:: hot
Do you think God has a gender?: dunno
Where do you think we go when we die?: either 6 ft under or in an urn
How many rings until you answer the phone?: depends
What is something scientists need to invent?: a pill that keeps people from being assholes
Are you a health freak?: no
Are you a virgin?: yep, for now ;)
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Pluto...cuz its my favorite planet and I still consider it our 9th planet
What is the worst weather?: I dunno
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: no
How many grades have you failed?: graduated on time
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