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nikiah

About Me

my name is nikiah.i like to listen to 80's black music when i wash the dishes.

i've really developed a taste for olives since i started drinking martinis.

this is my sexy face

This my bro Maddison. She's is probably the greatest person alive. yeah boi!

This profile was edited so long ago.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone. just someone. maybe even anyone. but they would probably be disappointing.

no...that's cynical. especially when all i want is someone to tell me my hair smells nice.

and this guy is a ASSSSSHOLE!

My Blog

of monkeys and marriage

i was thinking about what it would be like to work closely with animals, say as a volunteer for a charity preventing the extinction of orangatangs.. or similar.   then i thought, "well thats all...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:15:00 GMT

it raining.

after dying yesterday i am feeling much better this rainy afternoon. even if the roof started leaking onto my facemask i still couldn't be especially peeved, because i can stand without vomiting. nice...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 06:01:00 GMT

i applaud these women. wait... what do you mean they already have the clap...

everytime a man tells a stripper he loves her an unborn baby dies, along with a small part of the abused young girl she really is.       but so does a V.D. microbe, so keep it up ...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 09:18:00 GMT

schnitz ’n’ tits

i just vomited. twice. i'm not eating dinner at a tittybar ever again.   unless its hungarian. thats next week.   something took a shit in my headspace today. i spent most of the day (...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 08:33:00 GMT

yikes boombastic

i am nauseas. i am soooo nauseaus. how nausueous?   ah, fuck. i'll go do something constructive, but not too constructive.. don't wanna wear myself out, i was swaying in the shower before. didn't...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 02:33:00 GMT

yes. its gone. it might come back.

hey, maybe i was just tired for two years?   my mind dribbled out of my ears today. or last night? location, unknown.   same as my specs. but they didn’t dribble. they got left&n...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:48:00 GMT

banana smile split

so my blogs have been hideous of late. thats fine. it's because i've just been enjoying my work, drinking too much (in a good way) and am totally okay, though i do have a bust lip. make...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:45:00 GMT

so, this is what i need.

alright, so,   1. 5 G   2. visa does a visa cost money? maybe i need to update the top one.   3. apply for leave.   done deal.   ...5G. i think 2 or 3 of that is casino...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:22:00 GMT

same old story

yep, so i found the written copy of all that remains from my school writing career. i'm typing it up now so i can read it better, and i wish it was the other one, about the loser on the tram. all i re...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 13:58:00 GMT

milk money

the house just got photographed to suss out its potential for the new big m ads. if they decide to use us, its 500 big ones. paying the bills, awesome
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT