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About Me

I don't really understand me, so I am not the most qualified person to write this piece. Instead I will refer to this passage from my upcoming unauthorized biography, The Struggles of Matt: Profile of a Badass Dude, written by Charles Spitz.

"Early on Matt tackled hard social problems such as feeding the homeless. His controvercial plan to cryogenically freeze homeless people, turning them into living sculptures was hailed as genius by many of the nations leading criminally insane humanitarians."

There you go. Appearently I am a great, caring individual who is interested in giving back to the world that shunned me. games layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments img src="http://img.hotfreelayouts.com/images/HFLlogobox2.gif" width="100" height="106" border="0" alt

My Interests

Sleeping, setting fires, sitting in chairs, killing houseplants, teaching children to smoke, dog flatulance, baby tossing, chicken squeezing, hand clapping, singing old time hymns, playing mini-golf, wearing nice blazers, blaming others for my blantant mistakes, talking in circles, writing run-on sentences, spackling bathrooms, watersports, handball, hacky sack, slapping hippies, peeing on bums, self-litigation, building model airplanes, stealing shredded cheese, coughing loudly, mentoring myself, holistic medicene, mispelling comon words, obstructing bowels, recreating the kennedy assasination, drinking flaming beverages, and fine needlepoint.

My Blog

Tidal Wave

I was just thinking about the tragic tsunami that has ravaged countries and islands that I can not pronounce. What's the big deal? It doesn't seem that bad. I've been hit by water many times in my ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST