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Djuana

So I literally made a pan explode on my stove. And now, I just dropped my cell phone in the dishwash

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Name: Djuana
Birthday: June 26
Birthplace: New York
Current Location: Brandon, FL
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown and reddish
Height: 5'4 almost
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed
Your Heritage: Basic black mix
The Shoes You Wore Today: my brown flats, about to put on the black ones
Your Weakness: a good sale, arizona ice tea
Your Fears: Not being in control.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese from King Umberto's in New York
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to be happy
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: buddy! Always said to Ailton
Thoughts First Waking Up: where's the alarm so I can hit the sleep button
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm just waiting for a dude to have a conversatioin with my breasts and not my butt
Your Bedtime: 10-12
Your Most Missed Memory: My uncle
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, but both fall off to Sweet Tea
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chipotle
Single or Group Dates: date period....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with so much cream it looks off-white
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: few people make me that mad
Do you Sing: Even when I don't know the words
Do you Shower Daily: off course
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, nuff said
Do you want to go to College: well I need to go back and learn Spanish
Do you want to get Married:
Do you belive in yourself: yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: who doesn't
Are you a Health Freak: don't eat it if it doesn't taste good
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah, just got off the phone with Daddy
Do you like Thunderstorms: Well I just saw a news story about a family that was struck while driving in their car.
Do you play an Instrument: not that talented
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: none that weren't legal
In the past month have you gone on a Date: well that dude showed up with gold teeth at my door.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: almost everyday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, but I should
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah, with my brother. The shrimp tasted fishy
In the past month have you been on Stage: My life is a stage (sounds like something my melodramatic mother would say)
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: if I did it was probably from family which doesn't count
Ever been Drunk: my 21st birthday week. Clearly I wasn't paying for my own drinks
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: by my sisters
Ever Shoplifted: not on purpose. That pair of earrings was stuck to my purse
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: still trying to figure that out
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter as long as they're pretty
Favourite Hair Color: doesn't matter, but I love the waves
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me with heels
Weight: thick enough to wrap around me
Best Clothing Style: too grown for the shorts that sag to your knees
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: who really counts
Number of Piercings: 3 ears and belly
Number of Tattoos: none, the one I want is 300
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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Music:


You Are Most Like Samantha!
For you, dating is the ultimate sport
You're into guys with power, looks, or a lot of money.
You rather have a great two weeks than a great forever.
But even you fall victim to love from time to time. :-)

Romantic prediction: You'll find love in the next few months...

But you'll be the last one to realize it. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?

Movies:

All time favorite is "The Last Dragon." I wanted to be Vanity back then. Now, you gotta love the Lord of the Rings. And gotta love Zoolander, it hits a nerve!!! Love Terminator 2 and The Long Kiss Goodnight.

Television:

CSI, America's Next Top Model, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Lost, My Super Sweet Sixteen

Heroes:

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My Blog

Goodies on Display

So I just got back into my house after getting off work.  I came home to a house with absolutely no groceries.  Not that I didn't realize I have no food in my apartment. ...
Posted by Djuana on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:17:00 PST

Chicken Noodle What????

I got out of the bed this morning laughing at myself for my latest ghetto grill experience (Maybe I'll tell you guys about that later), and I thought about the things black folks do.  I went to m...
Posted by Djuana on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:34:00 PST

The Intricacies of Iguana

This afternoon I was sitting at my desk going through some of my claim files.  I came across a fax one of our policyholders sent in.  As is my custom, I looked to see what name the cust...
Posted by Djuana on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:18:00 PST

Family Dsyfunction

I had a conversation with my sister a while back and it made me think.  She had spent one morning listening to a radio show.  One of the callers was one half of a lesbian couple.  ...
Posted by Djuana on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 11:32:00 PST

Florida the Land of Boots and Haterblockers

I've been here in Florida for a month now.  There are certain things that I've had to get used to.  First off, it rains everyday.  I mean, literally, everyday.  I've only had two d...
Posted by Djuana on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 04:33:00 PST

All for a Stupid Sandwich

As we all know I struggle, so today's experience can't possibly be a surprise to anyone.  I started my licensing class today at Polk Community College.  Class is from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. ...
Posted by Djuana on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 03:53:00 PST

The Sage

 See the knowledge of the sage, aka my daddy... content="MSHTML 6.00.2900.2873" name=GENERATOR> 13WMAZ.com - Video ...
Posted by Djuana on Sat, 20 May 2006 07:15:00 PST