I'm KB..represent brissy...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Benn (KB)
Birthday: 28-2-97
Birthplace: a hospital
Current Location: at computer
Eye Color: Hazel something...nutmeg
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'9 ish
Right Handed or Left Handed: i have both hands
Your Heritage: my mum
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: being shot in the face with an uzi
Your Fears: being sat on by an elephant
Your Perfect Pizza: one with 500 million dollars baked into it
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: live to see the end
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck off faggot
Thoughts First Waking Up: where are my tulips
Your Best Physical Feature: my scalp
Your Bedtime: gravy
Your Most Missed Memory: when i got amnesia
Pepsi or Coke: coke pwnz pepsi's face
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: a single group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: fuck off with that piss water
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: die of spear wounds
Do you Smoke: only butterfly shavings
Do you Swear: fucking oath
Do you Sing: yes...i sing songs
Do you Shower Daily: no, im a dirty hobo...
Have you Been in Love: unfortunately with the wrong person...my uncle
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: only if she's rich, then i can plot her death, and be rich myself..
Do you belive in yourself: im awesome
Do you get Motion Sickness: im sick of motion
Do you think you are Attractive: im a pretty princess
Are you a Health Freak: im a freak..
Do you get along with your Parents: they are ok, for idiots
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK OFF
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, the meat flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes i have
In the past month have you Smoked: no..you penis
In the past month have you been on Drugs: these questions lick balls
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i dont know why im doing this
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: some people are just sad
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WTF, who thought up this shit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: DIE OF CANCER
In the past month have you been on Stage: TESTICULAR CANCER
In the past month have you been Dumped: i'll dump on you
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes, IN MY SHOWER
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i'll steal your face
Ever been Drunk: i've murdered idiots who right stupid questions
Ever been called a Tease: i tease your mum
Ever been Beaten up: im superman, i cant be hurt
Ever Shoplifted: i lifted a shop once..cause im super man
How do you want to Die: i want to orgasim to death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: one that doesnt have these stupid surveys
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: pumpkin orange
Favourite Hair Color: toad green
Short or Long Hair: pubic or head?
Height: i want a giant bitch..lik 9ft tall, then i'll make money of here
Weight: about 10Kg..i wanna be able to fly her like a kite
Best Clothing Style: naked...DUH
Number of Drugs I have taken: copious amounts of everything
Number of CDs I own: i own a CD store..YOU WANT ME TO COUNT THEM ALL!
Number of Piercings: i lost count when i reached my testicles
Number of Tattoos: 3...MILLION
Number of things in my Past I Regret: just 1, THIS FUCKING SURVEY
