About Me
I live in a trailor, I cuss like a sailor, I beat up my neighbor, then ask for a favor, I don't make sense, I don't need to, I don't care if I make your man jelious and he leaves you, I like fat girls, I like skinny ones too, I like hot food thats really spicy, I went to my ex girls house and beat up her new boyfriend cuse she don't like me. CaliDream said she was offendid by some of the things I wrote, I think shes just mad cuse she got full blown aids and a sore throght, another girl told me to go hell and she hopes I dround in a ditch, thanks for the offer but I was already maried once b&$*h. Hi my name is Frank and I'm an alchoholic, I got a brand new disese and they don't know what to call it, I'm just a sick sick bastard one sanwich short of a picknick baskit. To tell the truth I hate dating, fuck these bitches, I'm lookin for a fat slut that cooks and does dishes. These girls in Payson are crazy, they don't want me no more, I took my first girlfriend on Jerry springer and called her a fat whore..... Don't trip now girl, you knew I was crazy, I fu**ed 3 fat chicks at the same time baby. I'm not that bad thoe, It runs in my jeans, I'm hangin out at walmart tryin to talk to skinny chicks on methanfedameens, I knew this girl named ma barker, she was a stripper from arkansaw, when I first met her, she asked how I was doin and I freaked out and broke her jaw, I'm not tryin to be mean but when it comes to looks this chick is straight outta luck, I think she tripped over the ugly stick and got ran over by the ugly truck...........Some girl wrote me and asked me what we would do on a first date, this is what I wrote her back. I'd probally show up in a wife beater and sag my pants, I'd let you walk in front of me so I could stare at your ass, I'd take you somewhere nice like taco bell or kfc, later you'd get drunk and I'd have to push you off of me, then we'd fight about what we're gonna watch on tv, we'd probably end up watching something romantic like a porno movie........ I don't know thoe, it might be fun, hit me up, let me know. Once again it's almost Christmas, so I'm going to post my little poem, it's my way of spreading christmas chear to all you little bastards out there. it's called A trailor park Christmas. Twas the night before Christmas and all through the trailor, I got drunker and drunker as it got later and later, my stocking all hung up on the space heater soon would be full of weed and a brand new wife beater, I'd just setteled down with some slut I just met when up on the roof I heard some strange shit, the screen door flew open and santa walked in took a sip off my 40 and gave a big grin, he was dressed in white and red and was fat as hell He had been drinkin too I could tell by the smell, he gave me a 9mm and a sawed of shotty then he said "fuck it, we all been a bit naughty" then he turned and stumbled out with his big bag of shit kicked Rudolf in the ass and said "giddy up bitch" then he flew off into the sky as he said "fuck all you bitches, I'm gettin tore up tonight".
