JIFSTEIN

i am pickle, when i drink too much ginger ale i become jifstein. my love for rammstein takes over and i comb my pubic hair area like tom jones and do the pickle dance. lately i have not had any ginger ale. i have been eating too much high fiber cereals and ground flax seeds, i've been feeling like poopstein. i just bought a six pack of ginger ale. watch out, my tighty whites will come off. i am spur of the moument, freestyle comedy. everyone needs fiber for a pleasant number 2 No Pain No Slain. my feline friends are ..1 groovey ruby. i do stand up comedy on the spot, give me a subject and it is on. the Sprout who lives in a trash can is my favorite subject since he lives his life out of a garbage can like oscar the grouch. i love boo bah, bravo, oxygen and some radio. write me and i will correspond.