reincarnation, natural beauty, Burning Man, antiquing, Mexican standoffs, chimerism, aphasia, psychics, baking, Holden Caulfield, sundogs, Katt Williams, shoegaze, heterochromia, Ted Bundy, indigo children, Tarot cards, Atlantis, phonetics, auras, dreams, savants, trip hop, ghosts, tattoos, Australia, new age, sushi, Nazca lines
i do not like a lot of people & chances are you are nothing special. if you can get past the fact that my life revolves around sarcasm & humor at other people's expenses you can send me a message or something & see where that goes. for the most part i will not add you if:
1) you are a band.
2) you're older than my dad, creep.
3) you have "girls" listed under your general interests.
4) you abuse your html privileges.
5) you post retarded bulletins. nobody wants to leave you comments. tom is not going to delete you. you're not going to die. your crush is not going to notice you. something good is definitely not going to happen to you.
6) you post the same bulletin like 9347823 times in a row.
7) you highly exploit the fact that you smoke weed &/or are anorexic, depressed, suicidal, etc.
8) you brag about how "hardcore" & "metal" you are, but you're really just a fat chick with a neon green labret ring and black nail polish. you're not metal, you're a fucking weirdo who looks like she got lost on her way to hot topic.
9) you leave comments like "thx 4 the add!" & "you have just been tagged!"
10) YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS oR mIxEd CaSe n spell werdz rong on perpis lolz~!!1 the only conclusion i can draw from this is that you are either in third grade or have the iq of a lemon. either way i'm not interested.
11) you're sixteen.
12) you DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH. this should be a given.
13) your profile is set to private. i'm not going to add you just so i can look at your profile, see that you're a complete idiot, & delete you.
14) you're going to ask me something dumb like "is that piercing real?" "did your tattoo hurt?" or "are you really twenty-one?"
15) you have about seven hundred pictures of yourself. i hate to tell you but you are not that good looking.
so don't even bother.
aim// softsciences.
livejournal// dangerously.
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