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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The real me.

These guys are a really good christian band that I stumbled onto ( http://www.myspace.com/sidewalkprophets )

or
http://www.sidewalkprophets.com )

Music:

The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. shimmy, shimmy, rock. shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. she said, a triscuit - a biscuit. ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. sock me in the stomach three more times. -David Moscow (Josh) and Jared Rushton (Billy) in Big, 1988

Movies:

My favs include:
Dumb and Dumber
The Indiana Jones Movies
The Ghostbuster Movies
The Back to the Future Movies
The Beverly Hills Cop Movies

Basically, everything with a sequel or two.

Television:

I love to watch Seinfeld. I listen to episodes while I work (I have every episode recorded). I can also tell you what happens in every one, all I need is the title.

My Blog

Comedic Value in Detached Garages?

I was driving the other day and started thinking...why is that virtually every sitcom family has a detached garage? AlfFamily MattersStep-by-StepWho's the BossKing of QueensMalcolm in the MiddleGrowin...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:39:00 PST

This originally started as a message to Chris, but turned into the Energizer bunny.

Not a lot going on over here, in MySpace that is. Look at the dates of the last two posted comments, Sept 30 to Dec 2! I've kinda fallen out of the whole "MySpace" thing. Some of my ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

The Hunt

The thrill of the hunt A killer undetected Stalking, ever so careful An unsuspecting quarry I raise my weapon Taking careful aim I choose my shot And take it Alas, I have squashed the fr...
Posted by Richard on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:55:00 PST

Another "C" Paper

A Grassy Spot in Union Mound Cemetery It was a Monday just like any other. I woke up, probably late as usual, and caught the bu...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:12:00 PST

"C" Paper - According to my English Teacher

A Candle and a Cupcake Everyone remembers their sixteenth birthday, and I am no exception. My milestone occurred on the Appalac...
Posted by Richard on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 07:06:00 PST

As I sit in quiet Solitude

As I sit in quiet solitudeLife a vast expanse of things to ponderI relax my mind, my heart, my soulAnd my thoughts begin to wander My lifes events replay themselvesA silent film inside my headThe char...
Posted by Richard on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

Where are we going?

I have always felt an emotional response stir up in my body when seeing acts of compassion and mercy; actions as complicated as rescuing someone from a fire, or as simple ...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 10:30:00 PST

I can't keep my Futon off the phone, I think it needs its own line.

SBC tech support sucks, they never once told me to check if my futon was off the hook. I discovered the other day that my phone line was busy. I went around the house unplugging things from the phon...
Posted by Richard on Tue, 02 May 2006 11:12:00 PST

Wal-Mart Sucks the Big One

Not everyone is as brave as I. Wal-Mart has very deep pockets, they could send guys in black suits to rough me up, or use one of those mind eraser thingies from Men in B...
Posted by Richard on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:16:00 PST