RJ

I was born in New Jersey and raised in a South East Asian Brothel filled with One-Legged whores. My father, William H. Tansupper III was an English Gentleman who enjoyed fucking asian leg stumps. My mother, Wilhemena Cockylunch died at an early age after contracting a rare form of Vietnamese Chlamydia only transmitted by dirty knees. Father would pass the time smoking opium and bashing lepers with his shillelagh all along the asian countryside. Sadly, while staying at a blind farmer named Wang's shanty, he was killed for violating Wang's wife's dinner roast which he had mistaken for a severed leg in an opium enduced haze. ..