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Sime

Too sensible when sober, too stupid when drunk.

About Me

Hi there and welcome to "my space". I finally bowed to peer pressure and got one of these things, so lets see how it works out. I just graduated from DeMontfort university, where I studied American Studies and Marketing. Thats what the history books will say anyway, but the story is far more complex than that, as any one who has been to uni/college will know!There's no way possible I could illustrate just how amazing my time in Leicester was, so I won't bother, lets just say it was an adventure during which I made some life long friends, you know who you are! A big thks to Gringo and Macca though for putting up with me for three years!I have always been interested in advertsing and am currently looking for a way into the PR world, so if anyone out there has any advice in this regard, feel free to jump in.I hate people who take themselves too seriously, breakfast cereals that float on milk, kippers (and any food that when cooked leaves a smell which lingers around the kitchen for more than a week), ignorance, arrogance, dirty cutlery, people who are intolerant of others, manipulative people, bullys, pulp in orange juice, people who unplug the television at night. DADDY LONG LEGS.I am random.They say everyone gets blessed with one talent. Wasn't sure what mine was until fairly recently, when I realised I have the best set of mates you could ever wish for. I take the fact that I only know people who are genuine, funny and talented as a massive compliment.The fact you are reading this should in turn be a massive compliment for you too, as the chances are you are one of the people I am talking about:)In addition to this blessing though,children and animals adore me, parents love me,I can direct light opera, I am perceptive, intelligent, industrious and hung like a donkey.I love the states and one day would like to move out there to work and play for a while. I have a couple of amazing cousins out there whom I have only recently started getting to know properly and hope to spend more time with them asap. I think the Nfl is amazing and am a huge 49ers fan, one of my long term goals being to get out to San Francisco and catch a game some time soon. A big "hi" to all the guys and girls at Elon, without doubt, the most amazing school I have ever seen, although also the one furthest detached from reality! Get your own free cool template at MySpace Layouts
You Are An ENFP
The Inspirer
You love being around people, and you are deeply committed to your friends.
You are also unconventional, irreverant, and unimpressed by authority and rules.
Incredibly perceptive, you can usually sense if someone has hidden motives.
You use lots of colorful language and expressions. You're qutie the storyteller!
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My Interests


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You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism


100%

atheism


75%

Islam


67%

agnosticism


67%

Paganism


58%

Buddhism


33%

Christianity


25%

Hinduism


25%

Judaism


25%
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A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)

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Music:

I am a huge fan of the Rolling Stones. Like a fairly wide range of music outside of them though as long as it's not too heavy or too dance orientated. The Cranberrys, Creedance Clearwater Revival, The Beatles, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton to name a few.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, Wonderland, The Godfather Trilogy, Goodfellas, Animal House, Top Gun, The Cooler, Old School, Me, Myself and Irene, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Sexy Beast, Swingers.

Television:

The Sopranos is the best show on TV. Run damn close though by The Wire.Family Guy, Peter Griffin is the BOY! There is so much pap on Television these days, especially soaps which make me wanna scream. Eastenders, The street, Emmerdale etc are all a complete waste of time, they should all be banned and anyone who had anything to with them should be sent to an Island for a very long time!

Books:

The Warlord Chronicles, The Godfather, The last King of Scotland, The Count of Monty Cristo, A tale of two cities, Born on the Fourth of July. Anything by my favourie author, Wilbur Smith.

Heroes:

Will Ferrell, Douglas Bader, Stuart Pearce, John Dawes, Steve Young, Bobby De Niro, Al Pacino, Jenna Haze, Sanchez from BangBros, The Dirty Sanchez lads, Dylan Thomas, Dickie Burton,anyone who has defended their country.
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"And you, Brutus?"

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