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Caloe - ساموَل

We're doing fine, we're doing nothing at all

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My name is Caloe. I'm 16. I like beer, fighting, and I kill myself with the aid of these:I like a large variety of music. My favourite band is Pink Floyd, and I can't be arsed to list loads.I like to hang around with my mates rolling spliffs (but not smoking them... your honour), riding my BMX and generally being a nuisance.I've got an ace girlfriend me. She's called Ellie, and she never fails to make me smile. She gave me a second chance and I'm glad she did. ♥Some people will tell you I'm racist. I'm not racist, I'm a Nationalist. I don't care whether people are white, brown, black, purple or green as long as they're contributing to the economy. I hate benefit scroungers in general, and immigrants who are on benefits piss me off as much as white people who are.A lot of people think that the sun shines out my arse. It doesn't. I just get lucky sometimes with some things, and more often with others. I'm not particularly good at anything. I used to be good at some stuff, but I mainly can't be arsed to do it any more.I like motorbikes. Lots and lots. When I'm 17 I hope to purchase one. Doubt I will due to terrible money management. Ho hum.I'd love to say that I was a bronzed shimmering god of a man but I'm not. I'm tall and skinny, and I have a LCD screen tan. I have lots of problems with my skin as well, and I'm ginger. But according to more than one source I'm fantastic in bed. I personally don't believe this one bit and that the people involved were just trying to make me happy.Depression and self-loathing nowadays are analogous with being an emo kid, and so I try to stay away from either really. Most of the time I just put on a brave face, roll a spliff and talk about how ace I am. When I go on about how great I am is when you should ask me what's wrong.I don't fuck around with airs and graces, I'm polite but I have a very short fuse so don't piss me off. I normally see when I'm about to snap and remove myself before the situation escalates and someone ends up hurt.I deal with my problems chemically, mainly by the oxidation of THC molecules. Right or wrong, I'm gonna do it anyway, so much easier to grab a spliff than actually think about stuff.Kurt Cobain was a pretty cool guy (it's a shame how Nirvana have been claimed by what I would've called "mini-moshers" a bit ago but now they have loads of ridiculous labels for themselves like "hXc" and that kind of shit) and so I'll end my profile with a quote that pretty much sums me up."It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you're not." - Kurt CobainHave you ever felt so bored that you wanted to die, just for a change of scenery?

YOU'RE RUBBISH!

I've been waiting for a guide to come
And take me by the hand
Could these sensations make me feel
The pleasures of a normal man?
New sensations bear the innocence -
Leave them for another day
I've go the spirit, lose the feeling
take the shock away

It's getting faster, moving faster now,
It's getting out of hand
On the tenth floor, down the backstairs
Into no-man's land
Lights are flashing,
Cars are crashing,
Getting frequent now
I've got the spirit, lose the feeling, let it out somehow

What means to you,
What means to me -
And we will meet again
I'm watching you, I watch it all
I take no pity from friends
Who is right and who can tell,
And who gives a damn right now
Until the spirit, new sensation
Takes hold - then you know
I've got the spirit, but lose the feeling
Feeling

Movies:

I like most films, apart from romantic fucking comedies. I can just see some Hollywood director type folk sitting around saying things like "So, that's Romantic Comedy Sequel done... let's make a prequel!" Bloody hell it annoys me. It's just a moneyspinner that plays with the hearts of teenage girls who have no boyfriend and no hope of ever getting one, and convinces them what "real love" is, ie, they all live happily ever after. Well it's not. Life isn't that simple.

*rant over*

Television:

Simpsons, Futurama, Kid's TV that has high-brow jokes (some Cartoon Network shows have this), X Files, Scrubs, Shameless (I love it, and how fit is Lip)

Books:

I'll read basically anything. I like cyberpunkish type stuff though.

Heroes:

Emily is my girl, we've been together... erm... ages (I don't have to feel guilty 'cause she can't remember either =D)... and she is intent on bankrupting me one chocolate bar at a time. But she's worth it because I love her and I wouldn't trade her for anyone. She can always cheer me up and gets in lots and lots of trouble sometimes on my account. She is a lot better than I deserve and I thank whatever crazy gods I worship for her every day.