i like the simple things in life. pure gold toilet seats, cavier for breakfast, and midgets in my bathroom who wait to wipe my ass!!!!!
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i have no interests. i sit alone in the darkness of my empty room pondering the idea of being interested in nothing and laughing at the idea of being bored with everything!!
The man who invented music. I'd like to shake his hand. cus music casts a spell on me, that i can't understand!
i think of different types of music the same way i think of our lords people, i love them all. except for country, who needs the slack-jawed yokels anyway!!!!! / how does one spell "yokel" - is this right?????
charlie and the chocolate factory is the shit bitch!!! and so is not without my daughter starring a miss Sally Fields.
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You're the LEMON ICE-CREAM flavoured bean! You're wise, but some people think you're weird. They are just too stupid to understand how gifted you are!
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Project runway has consumed my life! need i say more!!!/ Top chef is pretty off the hook aswell!!! i'm just gonna come out and say it, i heart Bravo! there....there is that what you wanted
I wish i was a book so i could marry the harry potter books. We would be so cute together. everyone would love our kids! and i love "me talk pretty someday" It is true bliss!!
" Howard............i wanna masterbate" - Anna Nicole