Learning to Love yourself |
Most of you have probably heard Whitney Houston
sing the words "learning to love yourself, it is the greatest love of
all," and so it is. I believe it is what all of us need, yet it's what
so few o...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 20:57:00 GMT |
To all you bitchy little emo children... |
How to kill yourself like a man.I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become. The ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 23:29:00 GMT |
RANT: Nobody cares that you took a nap...Really they don’t. |
Bloggers are ruining the internet. What are "bloggers"? They're morbidly obese--usually EMO--losers who keep web logs instead of hanging out with friends because they wet the bed and don't have any. A...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:58:00 GMT |
RANT: Nobody cares if your puns were intended. |
People who point out their puns are like comedians who explain their jokes: they both think you're too stupid to get it. The only good thing about the phrase "pun intended" is that it saves you time w...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 07:56:00 GMT |
Something I realized awhile ago but never ranted about... |
Am I the only one left alive who believes in the holy sanctity of the Library? Currently I am being assaulted by a nefarious harpy with a cell phone. This place is a temple of knowledge and worship to...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:28:00 GMT |
If I Ruled the Universe. |
First, I'd make everyone dress up like pirates (because pirates rule so much), and I'd have robots do everything (except for the work my slaves do; they'll be doing something pointl...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:32:00 GMT |
As I would be described in the dictionary... |
well this is the truth...period.Kristin --[adjective]: Extremely extreme!'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:54:00 GMT |
The Good Old Days... |
ahhhh...the good ol' days!! ^_^Check out this video: wow...what the hell is wrong with me? :)
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Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:57:00 GMT |
My guy friends and their ENDLESS amounts of spare time: Pt.2 |
My Humps Dance Video
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