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Terrorist Fist Jab

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About Me

I've seen enough horror movies to know any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.


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My Interests

Girls, Weed, Paranormal, Eden, Masuimi Max, Large lovely curvaceous ladies, Writing, Junk food, Sex, Rocking, Movies, Music, Singing, Mia Tyler, Porn, Sleeping, Boobs, Dreaming, Violence, Strippers, My friends, Revenge, Big butts, Cherry Coke, Airsoft, Cryptozoology, Knives, Tattoos, Piercings, Zombies,

I'd like to meet:

Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?

Music:

Mxpx, Dethklok, Damone, Queen, Ramones, Groovie Ghoulies, Morningwood, Andrew W.K., Journey, Potluck, Kane Hodder, Bon Jovi, Motorhead, Chixdiggit, Coheed and Cambria, Motley Crue, Descendents, Misfits, Kottonmouth Kings, The Used, Dwarves, The Legion of Doom, Danko Jones, Social Distortion, Wednesday 13, AC/DC, None More Black, Powerman 5000, Slipknot, Butch Walker, Killswitch Engage, Reggie and the full effect

Movies:

The Goonies, Say Anything, Return of the living dead, All the Friday the 13th's, Freddy vs Jason, Adventures in babysitting, Night of the living dead, Dawn of the dead old and new, Day of the dead, Land of the dead, Footloose, Almost Famous, Kuffs, Gleaming the cube, Donnie Darko, The boy who could fly, All the Star Wars movies, El Mariachi, Desperado, Once upon a time in Mexico, All the Indiana Jones movies, 28 days later, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Legend, Wizards

Television:

Adult swim

Books:

Where the red fern grows, The Girl Who Owned a City, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Wrinkle In Time, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe, Porn mags ( i don't really read them)

Heroes:

Lloyd Dobler, My Friends, Bon Scott, Mike Ness, Charles Bronson, Jason Voorhees, Joey Ramone, Andrew WK

My Blog

Pink Floyd Wake Up

I woke up today at 5am with Pink Floyd's The Wall blasting across the chain fence by my house. I love Pink Floyd but that shits fucking twats. It turns out to be a flaming douche bag sitting in his je...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 05:47:00 PST

Never mind the camp

Camp is no more and people are mad at me or will be when they find out.
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:40:00 PST

Are you ready for the summer...Camp?

So i got a job working at a summer camp for kids with diabetes in California. I'll be gone from june 6th until sometime in august. Hope everyone misses me i know most of you wont you jerks!
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Sat, 10 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

E Harmony

I believe E Harmony is run by Religious homophobic racists most likely the kkk or nazi. They don’t allow gays to use the site and all the couples are the same race. Clearly they arent down ...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:51:00 PST

R.I.P. Beard

My beard died i messed it up one day so i had to shave it off. I was able to keep a mustache/goatee combo but it only lasted a day. Now i just have slightly long sideburns and i feel i look weird and ...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:36:00 PST

Owen Wilson Suicide Theory

I say he attempted suicide due to the fact his next movie Drillbit Taylor was going straight to dvd. He tried to off himself failed and the studio felt bad so they decided to release it in theaters in...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 07:59:00 PST

Can you smell what the Josh is thinking?!

Ok listen to this real fact i got off a snapple cap. Todays "modern" wrestling moves have been seen in tomb drawings from ancient Egypt. My theory is that at some point from now Dwayne "The Rock"...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

Diabetes is dildos!

So i have type 2 diabetes! No more large amounts of yummy junk food for me only small portions of everything. Plus i have high cholesterol as well. So i have to check my blood glucose level ...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 10:31:00 PST

Drinking up Christmas!

I made this gift for my girlfriends grandpa. I hope he enjoys it ...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 11:03:00 PST

Mustache and Me

So here is my mustache so far. If you think that mustaches are lame then here are some cool people who have them.   Ned Flanders Jason Lee as his character Earl Billy Crudup as Russell Hammon...
Posted by Terrorist Fist Jab on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 06:00:00 PST