riding bmx bicycles in concrete drainage structures, seafood, buying and selling fine bmx goods at affordable prices, clove cigs, long walks in the park with my dog and her forthcoming poop, available women who don't call me dumb, hot asian ladies that aren't intimidated by my marital status, metrosexuals, people that are weird, friends that need $615 to post bail, pharmaceutical speed, sexy latinas, shade missions, traveling (to Vegas, specifically), Swedish strippers that can dangle thongs from their nipples, Brian Tunney, Ryan Boen's mental intricacies, The Fine Art of Cultured Dujj Dujj, $50,000 facial recontstruction surgery and its resultant effects on my perceived self worth!
people that dont already have crabs, other metros, Pierre Malveaux Pierros III
eric b and rakim, king diamond, Joy Division, Nas, Pink Floyd, Oasis, mercyful fate, stereolab, morrissey, the smiths, slayer, tool, NWA, the shins, too short, geto boys, EPMD, fiona apple
shawshank redemption, blade runner, lord of the rings, props, raising arizona, shook, anything with jenna jameson
Seinfeld
pornographic books
Joe Rich, AKA The Ultimate Male