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I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a freaking Indian.
Chuck Norris caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won't trade any of them for anything.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Chuck Norris knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Chuck Norris burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".
When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.